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    Not bad Spot..!!
    Thou shalt eat oysters?(or maybe Cake, Pie, or Ice Cream.)

    Thou shalt take thine neighbour's oxen as thine own?(today that would mean the Mercedes parked in the garage)

    Laying thy neighbours wives and daughters is allowable on Bank Holidays after a couple of pints?(Have to change this a bit not so much the daughters could get you killed)
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    Re: If You Had To Choose

    Quote Originally Posted by Carolly View Post
    Moses............I would change the 10 Commandments


    Whew!!! I thought for a minute there was some anti semites.


    Ah, which commandments would you change?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spot View Post
    Thou shalt eat oysters?

    Thou shalt take thine neighbour's oxen as thine own?

    Laying thy neighbours wives and daughters is allowable on Bank Holidays after a couple of pints?
    Spot wash your mouthSince you have become the local Bookie you are a changed man and just hope yer not sitting there with yer bookies hat on
    No if I had to rewrite them I would add a few like......Spot will be nice to all even me and people who had bikes would never be born colour blind so they can see the traffic lights turn red as the poor buggers cant see and keep going through them and I would hate them to have an accident
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    Re: If You Had To Choose

    Quote Originally Posted by Lon View Post
    Whew!!! I thought for a minute there was some anti semites.


    Ah, which commandments would you change?
    Dont know as cant remember what they all are but theres gotta be some I would change
    Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.

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    Re: If You Had To Choose

    Definately Moses.

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    Definately Moses.
    Ye cant be.......I am
    Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.

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    Re: If You Had To Choose

    Moses.....cause he did a lot for people and saved thousands and thousands of lives.

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    Re: If You Had To Choose

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleneaussie View Post
    Moses.....cause he did a lot for people and saved thousands and thousands of lives.
    Trust you to jump on the band wagon....changed me mind now....I wanna be someone else
    Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.

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    Re: If You Had To Choose

    Quote Originally Posted by kayleneaussie View Post
    Moses.....cause he did a lot for people and saved thousands and thousands of lives.
    What an astonishing suggestion. I mean, wow. How can a story get turned on its head like that?

    My oh my.

    Moses led the Hebrews into the desert after a whole stack of "let my people go". That's the Moses we're discussing?

    The ones that spent forty years in the wilderness? Those Hebrews?

    Plagues, earthquakes, slaughter and mayhem at the hands of a vengeful God who wasn't going to put up with any murmurings from them, much less Golden Calf idols?

    Do you have the slightest idea how many of the Hebrews who left Egypt with Moses survived to enter the Promised Land flowing with milk and honey?

    Two of them, Caleb and Joshua. Apart from those two, every single last Hebrew who left Egypt with Moses died in the desert on the way.
    Not one of them was among those counted by Moses and Aaron the priest when they counted the Israelites in the Desert of Sinai. For the Lord had told those Israelites they would surely die in the desert, and not one of them was left except Caleb son of Jephunneh and Joshua son of Nun.

    Numbers 26:64,65
    Moses "saved thousands and thousands of lives"????

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    I'd have to say Ghenghis Khan. He had lots of wives and had a thrilling life.

    Socrates Spot? Didn't he have a lousy marriage?

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