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    Gotta Love Old Men

    I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.

    The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

    The old man did not bat an eye in his response, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
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    Good one!
    "How people treat you is their karma, how you react is yours."

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    Love it!

    Wish I could think that fast in real life........


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    PERFECT..!!
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    WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"


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    Re: Gotta Love Old Men

    And I read the thread title entirely differently... sheeeesh. I need to get my brain spring cleaned, I think. I was going to reply that it depended how rich they were. Of course if they make a habit of getting drunk and having sex with male birds of the feathery kind, I think I'll stick to young men...


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    Quote Originally Posted by AussiePam View Post
    And I read the thread title entirely differently... sheeeesh. I need to get my brain spring cleaned, I think. I was going to reply that it depended how rich they were. Of course if they make a habit of getting drunk and having sex with male birds of the feathery kind, I think I'll stick to young men...

    Well spotted Pam. I missed that. A peacock, not a peahen. Hmmm. How did the ole guy expect any results that way I wonder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OpenMind View Post
    Well spotted Pam. I missed that. A peacock, not a peahen. Hmmm. How did the ole guy expect any results that way I wonder.
    Maybe the peacock used to be a peahen, but took hormones to change gender due to always feeling male, still keeping his original female parts?
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