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    Jester2
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    The I hate Christmas Thread

    You know you want to, go ahead, bash Christmas!




    You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
    Author: Dr. Seuss
    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
    You really are a heel.
    You're as cuddly as a cactus,
    You're as charming as an eel.
    Mr. Grinch.


    You're a bad banana
    With a greasy black peel.


    You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
    Your heart's an empty hole.
    Your brain is full of spiders,
    You've got garlic in your soul.
    Mr. Grinch.


    I wouldn't touch you, with a
    thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


    You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
    You have termites in your smile.
    You have all the tender sweetness
    Of a seasick crocodile.
    Mr. Grinch.


    Given the choice between the two of you
    I'd take the seasick crockodile.


    You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
    You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
    Your heart is full of unwashed socks
    Your soul is full of gunk.
    Mr. Grinch.


    The three words that best describe you,
    are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


    You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
    You're the king of sinful sots.
    Your heart's a dead tomato splot
    With moldy purple spots,
    Mr. Grinch.


    Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
    with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
    rubbish imaginable,
    Mangled up in tangled up knots.


    You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
    With a nauseaus super-naus.
    You're a crooked jerky jockey
    And you drive a crooked horse.
    Mr. Grinch.


    You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
    sandwich
    With arsenic sauce.

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    JAB
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    Re: The I hate Christmas Thread

    Hehehe...

    You keep trying, doncha? Peel that tough layer away and I bet yer a soft cuddly teddy bear!

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    Jester2
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    Re: The I hate Christmas Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JAB View Post
    Hehehe...

    You keep trying, doncha? Peel that tough layer away and I bet yer a soft cuddly teddy bear!
    Kinda but I look like this without my mask:
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    JAB
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    Re: The I hate Christmas Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Jester View Post
    Kinda but I look like this without my mask:
    Hmmm....this is more serious then I thought. I think you need more (((hugs))) to warm up that frozen exterior of yours...

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    Jester2
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    Re: The I hate Christmas Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JAB View Post
    Hmmm....this is more serious then I thought. I think you need more (((hugs))) to warm up that frozen exterior of yours...
    Careful you might get frozen bits.




























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    JAB
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    Re: The I hate Christmas Thread

    Your bits fall off when they're hugged?

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    Jester2
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    Re: The I hate Christmas Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JAB View Post
    Your bits fall off when they're hugged?


    I am speechless.

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    JAB
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    Re: The I hate Christmas Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Jester View Post


    I am speechless.
    That's a first!

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    Jester2
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    Re: The I hate Christmas Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JAB View Post
    That's a first!


    I think I like christmas now...

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    JAB
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    Re: The I hate Christmas Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester View Post


    I think I like christmas now...
    Only 20 more days now!

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