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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    I shop on my own, no friends, no hubby, in and out like lightning!

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy Ellen View Post
    Oh Touchstone...You'd love shopping with me

    I'm in and out in no time...no muckin about

    The worse person I went shopping with was my niece....We went into a local store....I wizzed through the place and bought tons of stuff. Later, I looked all over for my niece and found her STILL at the 1st counter
    Well Kathy Ellen you would be a perfect shopping companion for me!

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    I don't want to press "1" for English. This is America!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hope6 View Post
    I don't linger when i shop, i don't like shopping all that well and i'm usually much to busy to take the time.

    but my mother-in-law is a different story!

    i go shopping with her and she goes up and down every aisle in the store and it seems like she looks at every item on every shelf!

    i lost her in a store once, looked the whole store over and found her still in the first aisle!

    then she can't make up her mind if she wants something so she has to keep going back and looking at it again!
    Wow Hope ... Will you and Kathy Ellen please go shopping with me?

    Ryan.
    I don't want to press "1" for English. This is America!

    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

    "History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Touchstone View Post
    Wow Hope ... Will you and Kathy Ellen please go shopping with me?

    Ryan.
    i'd be glad to go shopping with you honey!

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hope6 View Post
    i'd be glad to go shopping with you honey!


    Cool Hope ... should i come to Virginia or will you travel to Gotham City?

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    "History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Ok let's put the shoe on the other foot! Just how long can a guy stand and browse motor oil and spark plugs. It's not like there's a huge variety and don't they all do the same thing. Or how bout browsing car dealerships huh??

    I think the worse was when we went with my inlaws to OKC. We stopped at all the freaking John Deere dealerships coming and going.
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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hope6 View Post
    well i've always wanted to see New York at Christmas time!

    Okay honey ... let me have your address and I'll come fetch you and show you around the finest city on this planet!!
    I don't want to press "1" for English. This is America!

    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

    "History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheryl View Post
    Ok let's put the shoe on the other foot! Just how long can a guy stand and browse motor oil and spark plugs. It's not like there's a huge variety and don't they all do the same thing. Or how bout browsing car dealerships huh??

    I think the worse was when we went with my inlaws to OKC. We stopped at all the freaking John Deere dealerships coming and going.


    Nooooooooooooo Sheryl ... us guys don't do that kinda stuff! We already know spark plugs and motor oil ... where to get them etc.

    Auto browsing on the other hand is the woman's fault! We know exactly which one we would like ... but you know any woman with a couple of kids who is gonna ride around in a sports car! So we gotta shop around looking for a family car you see!

    Ryan.
    I don't want to press "1" for English. This is America!

    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

    "History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Touchstone View Post
    Nooooooooooooo Sheryl ... us guys don't do that kinda stuff! We already know spark plugs and motor oil ... where to get them etc.

    Auto browsing on the other hand is the woman's fault! We know exactly which one we would like ... but you know any woman with a couple of kids who is gonna ride around in a sports car! So we gotta shop around looking for a family car you see!

    Ryan.
    No, I've never suggested car shopping. In fact I was the always the one would get their pants in a bunch everytime we pulled up into a new lot. It's all on you men in that area.
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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

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