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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Touchstone View Post
    Cool Hope ... should i come to Virginia or will you travel to Gotham City?

    Ryan.
    Stop flirting with Hope

    You have a girlfriend Ryan... Now stop it

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    You know you can watch the NFL on your Cell Phone get with the program TS. I myself SPEED shop so I can be home in time for the games.
    ALOHA!!
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    WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"


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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by QUINNSCOMMENTARY View Post
    Here's the deal, you go with your wife and bring along your Blackberry or iPhone, find a nice chair and keep yourself busy. When its time to move to the next store, find a new chair and continue. There are several stores who have put my name on the back of a chair.

    Occasionally you may be asked to comment on pending purchase, do so with positive enthusiasm.


    You don't know my ex-wife Quinn! If I had ever had the audacity to sit in a chair expecting HER to push a cart around the store, I shuddder to think what might have happened to me!

    As for "occasionally being asked to comment on pending purchases" ... wow!
    Donna used to sit me down in a chair in the ladies clothing department and for the next hour and a half she would model all "pending purchases".

    These are questions she used to ask me:

    "This looks great on me doesn't it baby?"

    "You will be so proud of me when I wear this won't you honey?"

    "This top brings out the violet in my eyes ... don't you agree sweetie?"

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    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    my dad was the shopper of the family. my mother didn't do it only Christmas time(BLACK FRIDAY). My dad did ALL the grocery shopping. Would show the family all the Bargins. he would find. I find myself doing the same thing. Mom would go get she wanted that was it. I loved going with DAD when i was a kid

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by oscar View Post
    Stop flirting with Hope

    You have a girlfriend Ryan... Now stop it
    Oh ... is flirting not allowed here?

    Hey ... how do you know I have a girlfriend?


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    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

    "History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by CARLA View Post
    You know you can watch the NFL on your Cell Phone get with the program TS. I myself SPEED shop so I can be home in time for the games.

    Now sure I can Carla. But with Donna ... (shiver!!!)


    Ryan.
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    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

    "History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS

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    You poor man good thing she is your X-Wife.
    Now sure I can Carla. But with Donna ... (shiver!!!)


    Ryan.
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    WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"


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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Touchstone View Post
    Oh ... is flirting not allowed here?

    Hey ... how do you know I have a girlfriend?


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    some more of that kissing STUFF

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Peg View Post
    I hate shopping so I'm thinking I wouldn't want to go with Donna either.
    I was thinking the same thing, Peg!

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    Re: Why I Hate Shopping With A Woman.

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    I'm not a shopper . Dad took me shopping when i was in Melbourne once. boots skirt top underwear .................15 minutes. He'd set aside two hours for me just for one outfit. Do women really take that long?

    Call me FLASH!!!!

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