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    Weird Laws

    Did you know in Hawaii it is illegal to laugh after 10 pm?

    Did you know in Normal, Oklahoma it is illegal to make an ugly face at a dog?

    http://www.didyouknow.cd/laws.htm

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    i wounder if those laws are true. or is someone just making them up. the hawaii one sounds to far fetched for me.

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    Here's that list:

    ODD LAWS

    Alabama

    In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
    It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
    It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
    Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

    Alaska

    In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
    While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping bears for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

    Arizona

    In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
    In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
    In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
    In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.

    Arkansas

    A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
    In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature."
    Schoolteachers who bob their hair may forfeit their pay raises.
    Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

    California

    In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she
    gives him permission to use a wider strap.
    It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
    In Pacific Grove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
    In Pasadena, it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
    It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
    In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
    In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
    It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts.

    Colorado

    In Durango, it is illegal to go out in public dressed in clothing "unbecoming" one's sex.
    In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
    In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits.

    Connecticut

    In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog.
    It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
    In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25 m.p.h., even when going to a fire.
    In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

    Delaware

    In Lewes, it is illegal to wear pants that are "form-fitting" around the waist.
    Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
    It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

    Florida

    In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
    Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
    In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.

    Georgia

    All males in the state between the ages of 16 and 50 are required to work on public roads.
    In Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position.
    In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road.
    It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.

    Hawaii

    It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
    It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit.

    Idaho

    In Pocatello, "the carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view."
    Also in Pocatello, "It is prohibited for pedestrians and motorists to display frowns, grimaces, scowls, threatening and
    glowering looks, gloomy and depressed facial appearances, generally all of which reflect unfavorably upon the city's
    reputation."
    Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.

    Illinois

    In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or deformed to the point of being "an unsightly or disgusting
    object" are banned from going out in public.
    In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in one's pajamas.
    In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
    According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."
    In Guernee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
    In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.

    Indiana

    Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
    In Gary, it is illegal to attend the theater within four hours of eating garlic.
    The Stepford Wives is banned in Warsaw.

    Iowa

    State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player.
    In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 minutes before attending a fire.

    Kansas

    It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode on Sundays.
    In Wichita, a man's mistreatment of his mother-in-law may not be used as grounds for divorce.
    In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper.
    In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.
    In Natoma, it is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt.

    Kentucky

    It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two police officers;
    armed with a club; or lighter than 90 pounds or heavier than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts
    female horses from such restrictions.
    State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
    It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.

    Louisiana

    In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at all red lights.
    It is considered "simple assault" to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
    It is against the law to gargle in public.

    Maine

    In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.
    The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars.
    In Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her landlord.
    In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.

    Maryland

    In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
    Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offense.
    In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second.
    It's illegal to mistreat oysters.
    It's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio.

    Massachusetts

    In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
    It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
    North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns."
    State legislation forbids dueling with water pistols.
    In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so.
    In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.

    Michigan

    In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
    A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
    In Detroit, it is illegal to make love in a car unless it is parked on your property.
    In Detroit, it is illegal to "ogle" a woman from a moving car.
    In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
    Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."

    Minnesota

    Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
    In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
    Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.
    It's illegal to tease skunks.

    Mississippi

    It is still legal to kill one's "servant."
    In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage by hunting and killing either six blackbirds or
    three crows.

    Missouri

    In Saco, women are forbidden from wearing hats that "might frighten timid persons, children or animals."
    In St. Louis, it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a
    woman must be fully dressed.
    While children may purchase shotguns in Kansas City, they are not allowed to buy toy cap guns.
    Missouri considers drunkenness an "inalienable right."

    Montana

    It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
    It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
    In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

    Nebraska

    It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
    In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm.
    In Omaha, barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers' chests.
    If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.
    It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

    Nevada

    In Nyala, a man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during
    the day.
    It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
    In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
    Everyone walking on the streets of Elko is required to wear a mask.

    New Hampshire

    It is illegal to sell the clothes one is wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
    It is illegal to check into a hotel under an assumed name.

    New Jersey

    It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
    In Newark, it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
    It is illegal to slurp soup.
    In Trenton, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.

    New Mexico

    In Raton, it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.
    The Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary is banned in Carlsbad.
    State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.

    New York

    In New York City, it is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
    In New York City, it is illegal for a man to turn around and look "at a woman in that way," and violators are forced to
    wear horse blinders.
    In Staten Island, it is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
    In New York City, "It is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb
    against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and wiggling the fingers of his hand."

    North Carolina

    In Charlotte, women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
    In Ashville, it is illegal to sneeze on city streets.
    Ironically, Hornytown has banned all massage parlors.
    State law mandates that all couples staying in rooms for one night must be kept in room with double beds, kept a
    minimum of two feet apart, and making love on the floor between the beds is strictly forbidden.
    It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

    North Dakota

    In Fargo, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is
    taking place.
    It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
    It is illegal to serve beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar, club, or restaurant.

    Ohio

    In Cleveland, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
    In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell cornflakes on Sunday.
    In Oxford, it is illegal for a women to disrobe in front of a man's picture.
    In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas.
    Catch 22 is banned in Strongville.

    Oklahoma

    People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
    In Schulter, it is illegal for a woman to gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

    Oregon

    One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
    The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.
    Salem has barred women's wrestling.
    In Marion, ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

    Pennsylvania

    "Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket
    or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take
    his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes."
    In Morrisville, women need a permit to wear cosmetics.
    Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

    Rhode Island

    In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
    It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
    In Newport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset.

    South Carolina

    Every citizen is obliged to carry his gun to church.
    No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
    In Charleston, all carriage horses must wear diapers.

    South Dakota

    It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
    Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.

    Tennessee

    It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
    In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
    In Memphis restaurants, it is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All
    pie must be eaten on the premises.
    Also in Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a
    red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

    Texas

    The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
    A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and
    to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
    In El Paso, churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are
    required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
    It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
    In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
    In LeFors, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
    In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
    In Mesquite, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

    Utah

    Birds have the right of way on all highways.
    A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
    In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.

    Vermont

    Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
    It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
    It is illegal to whistle underwater.

    Virginia

    In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.
    In Norfolk, a man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
    There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
    In Lebanon, it is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

    Washington

    In Seattle, women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic
    six-month jail term.
    In Auburn, men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
    Seattle residents may not carry concealed weapons longer than six feet.
    It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.

    West Virginia

    In Nicholas County, no clergy members may tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during church services.
    Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
    It is illegal to snooze on a train.

    Wisconsin

    In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
    It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
    It is illegal to kiss on a train.
    Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.

    Wyoming

    It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs peoples' view in a public theater or place of amusement.
    It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

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    And that's just America. What about the rest of us?

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    i was one of 17 MASS. Trial Court Law Librarians...i had some fabulous antique volumes in my very historical library, where i was able to read statutes pertaining to witches and other sundry early colonies stuff. fascinating, and much of it still on the books. by the way Tombstone, SUPERB and informative post! my favorite thing was to read old cases, i read entire original transcript of Lizzie Borden's trial at old New Bedford courthouse, which still appears the same as it did back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capt_buzzard
    And that's just America. What about the rest of us?
    No capt_buzzard we ain't got the market cornered............YET

    Weird Laws From Around the World

    England .. All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

    England .. Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks

    England .. It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks

    England .. Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason

    Chester, England .. You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

    Scotland .. It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.

    Singapore .. If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying,"I am a litterer." This will then be broadcasted on the local news.

    South Korea .. Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists

    Switzerland .. A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.

    Australia .. Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the, ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12,000 fine

    British Columbia, Canada .. It is illegal to kill a sasquatch

    Alberta, Canada .. If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

    Uxbridge, Canada .. Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k

    Beijing, China .. Drivers of power-driven vehicles who stop at pedestrian crossings are liable to a fine of up to five yuan, or a warning.



    Weird laws abroad

    Just because you can do something in the UK doesn't mean it's OK in another country.



    • Many countries, from Egypt to Cuba, forbid taking photographs, or using binoculars near military or government installations. Penalties can include jail sentences.

      In Turkey it is an offence to insult the Turkish nation or the national flag, or to deface or tear up the national currency.

      In Thailand, images of Buddha are sacred.

      It is illegal to make rude gestures or swear in public in Bahrain, the UAE (United Arab Emirates) and Kenya. You could face a severe fine.

      Nude bathing is illegal in India, even in holiday resorts such as Goa. Topless sunbathing is illegal on most beaches in Florida.

      In Singapore smoking in public buildings, littering, jaywalking, spitting, feeding birds in public places, chewing gum on the local transport system, and failing to flush public lavatories are civic crimes and attract instant fines.

      In the UAE it is a criminal offence to eat, drink or smoke in public during Ramadan from sunrise to sunset.

      The penalty for entering or bathing in a fountain in Italy is a heavy fine.

      It is illegal to import pork products into Yemen, with a maximum punishment of death.
    • Unlike the UK, the plant Quat (Khat) is illegal in the USA. Visitors attempting to take this plant into the USA could be arrested and face imprisonment.
    Information provided by the Foreign and Commonwealth Office

    "If America Was A Tree, The Left Would Root For The Termites...Greg Gutfeld."

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    Real (Strange) Sex Laws

    Real (Strange) Sex Laws

    They're surprising. They're baffling. And, often, they're downright stupid. These laws about sex and sexuality defy explanation.


    In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

    In Tibet, many years ago, the law required all women prostitute themselves. This was seen as a way to gain sexual experience prior to marriage.

    "Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law.

    The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists and adulterers with castration. Female adulterers were merely cut in two.

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.

    In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

    There is, in fact, an Illinois law that prohibits a number of things—one of which is a public erection, another is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.

    In 100 A.D., the Teutons, an Germanic tribe, would punish anyone caught as a prostitute by suffocating them in excrement.

    The vow of a Roman vestal virgin lasted 30 years. If she engaged in sex before then, she was punished by being buried alive.

    In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.

    The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones.

    In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom.

    The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.

    In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes. They had to dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order to be able to work.

    In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."

    Six thousand years ago, Egyptians, the first to punish sex crimes with castration, would completely castrate a male convicted of rape. A women found guilty of adultery would find herself without a nose, the thinking being that without a nose, it would be harder to find someone to share in her adulterous ways.

    Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception—prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

    While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum.

    In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."

    In Nepal, Bangladesh and Macao it is against the law to view movies containing simulated lovemaking or the pubic area of men and women. The law also does not allow kisses to be shown in any film that includes actors from these three countries.

    It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired.

    An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.

    In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."

    During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.

    As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

    In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

    In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

    In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

    An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

    The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

    In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

    It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

    In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

    Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.

    A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

    In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

    Women can sell items and be topless in Liverpool, England—but only in tropical fish stores.

    In the state of Texas it is a misdemeanor if two men engage in oral and or anal sex. The same law does'nt apply to men and women engaging in the same activity with each other.

    In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

    In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

    Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered species (except for insects) in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits depicting cross-species sex.

    In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

    It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England.

    In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

    A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper.

    It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

    Sodomy laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home.

    An Oklahoma state representative once proposed a bill requiring that a man explain the dangers of pregnancy and obtain a woman's written consent before the two could legally engage in sexual intercourse.

    In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

    No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

    Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you—or holding you in his arms.

    Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown—if they're nude.

    In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. The beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.

    The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

    An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

    A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

    In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job—for men only—called a corset inspector.)

    In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

    It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

    A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

    Lovers in Liberty Comer, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while frolicking behind the wheel of a motor vehicle, the couple can face a jail term.

    A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.

    Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio—the thinking is that a man might see the reflection of something he shouldn't.

    Maryland prohibits the selling of condoms through vending machines in gas stations and stores—with one major exception. Prophylactics may be dispensed by a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

    In Texas, no one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." No, not even physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing medicine."

    Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed pharmacists, but their license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where it can be seen by customers.

    Maine licenses condom sellers and the license must always be on public display.

    Nevada, with 35 legal bordellos, has no condom problem. The use of condoms in Nevada brothels is compulsory.

    Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating instructors from having sexual relations with their female students. This misdeed, called "the seduction of female students," is prosecuted as a felony. This statute applies only to male teachers. It seems female skating instructors may have sex with male students.


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    Re: Weird Laws

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    Did you know in Hawaii it is illegal to laugh after 10 pm?

    Did you know in Normal, Oklahoma it is illegal to make an ugly face at a dog?

    http://www.didyouknow.cd/laws.htm
    Is that Norman? Norman is the home of OU and the Sooner football team. Just south of Oklahoma city. I had not heard of that law. but I know this. Lots of college kids ride bicycles and they have to have license tags on them. They have to obey the same traffic laws a cars. And they once got tickets for parking on sidewalks. So they all got together and parked at meters one bike to each. They used up most of the parking spots downtown.

    If Rick Santorum get his way, Uncle Sam will be spying in the bedrooms of us all and doling out punishment for any act he does not feel is right.

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    i think the best site for these are www.dumblaws.com

    i remember reading a ton like these. they're hilarious.
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