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    Nomad's Party

    I'm opening a thread about Nomad's party in case he gets kicked out of Just Wondering. And, yes, Imladris, I will bring the trumpets, as you requested. Oh, that was "crumpets"? I don't think they sell those at Safeway, how about scones, instead? Speaking of trumpets, which you weren't, I was,,,,(notice all my commas?) I'll bring my photo of a trumpet player. And I will bring my harmonica, for which, requests will be taken.

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    I'll bring chairs, naked toyboys, infaltable foot spa, ants, mushrooms, cheese, large white sheets, pelicans and noodles.

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    I'll bring the male dancers.

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    Oh,,,,good! Naked boy-toys and male dancers. Are they the stripping kind? We need more guys in the Garden. Will somebody bring a bag of commas,,,,,please?

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    i'll bring suzy then i'll go up the pub



    oh no i wont i'm not drinking

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    i'll bring suzy then i'll go up the pub



    oh no i wont i'm not drinking
    Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.

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    Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.

    nope and i cant dance

    but i can be the life and soul of the party


    till i'm thrown out

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    Hey, we're not good enough to throw anybody out. I've got an extra harmonica if you'd like to learn Red River Valley. It's the only song I know, but I'll teach it to you. In fact,,,,,I'm changing the lyrics right now in honor of our guest of honor. It goes something like this:
    From this valley they say Nomie's leaving,,,,,,,
    We shall miss his bright smile when he goes.
    'Cause he's taking away all his commas
    So,,,,,for that,,,I'm gonna step on his toes
    Oh,,,,Yeaaahhhhh!

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    [QUOTE=Zapata;1207173]Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.[/QUOTE He can play but it's mostly with himself.

    I've had a hunt round the house and i've found a member of the Scottish National Party gathering dust in a corner so he could come in handy for the bagpipes. I have some penguins and polar bears in my shed and a lawn mower that Mr O is working on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapata View Post
    Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.[/QUOTE He can play but it's mostly with himself.

    I've had a hunt round the house and i've found a member of the Scottish National Party gathering dust in a corner so he could come in handy for the bagpipes. I have some penguins and polar bears in my shed and a lawn mower that Mr O is working on.
    I LOVE it!!! I was so afraid I might miss the bagpipes on my trip to Scotland. Penguins & Polar bears,,,,sounds like a good name for a dancing duo. What do you think? And the lawnmower . . .hmmm,,,,,(notice the commas?) It would make a good lawn ornament, alongside the wheelbarrow and palm trees. Really? You have a Mister who fixes things? Instead of breaking them or setting fire to them?
    I know! In case the party gets dull, we can have a garage sale. Going out right now to pull some stuff out of the trash can.

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