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    Guns better

    Why Guns are better than Women



    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

    #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

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    Re: Guns better

    That is horrible. Clearly its disrespectful to women. Your mother is a woman you know. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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    Re: Guns better

    fantastic

    and if your butt is to big on your gun you can .....no i'm not saying it

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    Re: Guns better

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    Re: Guns better

    Somewhat off topic but none the less....Bring your gun to church day...

    Guns invited to church
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    Re: Guns better

    I was thinking about this, and you know, I think the reverse may also be true.

    Why Guns are better than Men

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another down your cleavage when you go out dancing.

    #8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell her so, she will probably let you play with it.

    #7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another couple of handguns for a backup.

    #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you're menopausal

    #5. A handgun doesn't hog the remote or leave the seat up

    #4. Handguns function normally even if their team loses the big game

    #3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do you really need another pair of shoes?"

    #2. A handgun doesn't start snoring if you want to cuddle and talk after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a man

    #1. YOU CAN SELL IT OR JUST THROW IT IN THE TRASH IF YOU DECIDE IT'S MORE TROUBLE THAN IT'S WORTH.

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    Re: Guns better

    Very good.

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    Re: Guns better

    I have a kinda soft spot for guns...

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    Re: Guns better

    Quote Originally Posted by AussiePam View Post
    I have a kinda soft spot for guns...
    Really ?
    I find that surprising.
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    Re: Guns better

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    Really?
    I find it surprising that you are surprised. I'm considered a good shot too. Also with a longbow.

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