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    Little Chinese Guy

    Im in the mall and I stop to take a phone call. A little Chinese guy comes up behind me and starts rubbing my shoulders. Under almost any circumstances I would find this alarming but hey...free neck rub right? He had a massage store so I went in for a rubdown. Next time Ill request a female though, he gave a good massage but his penis kept touching different parts of my body, there was no room to move. At one point his penis touched the top of my head but my head was in that face hole so I was trapped. It was a terrifying experience.
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    Re: Little Chinese Guy

    Perhaps he was inspired by your motto

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    I tried out one of those little chinese shops last year ......it was good because I could then carry my shopping out to the car. I have to admit he was rough but I felt immediately better.


    good to see he could pick up how stressed you were just by looking at you lol lol

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    No ask, no tell!
    “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities,”
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    Re: Little Chinese Guy

    You need to tell your wife to quit putting that sign on your back that says "中國人在這裡擦同性戀"

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    I'm surprised you didn't swing at him.
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    Re: Little Chinese Guy

    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Im in the mall and I stop to take a phone call. A little Chinese guy comes up behind me and starts rubbing my shoulders. Under almost any circumstances I would find this alarming but hey...free neck rub right? He had a massage store so I went in for a rubdown. Next time Ill request a female though, he gave a good massage but his penis kept touching different parts of my body, there was no room to move. At one point his penis touched the top of my head but my head was in that face hole so I was trapped. It was a terrifying experience.

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    Re: Little Chinese Guy

    Suspect that Mall will be getting another visit soon ?


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    Re: Little Chinese Guy

    Register to remove this ad.
    that would give me the willies.


    btw Nomad, you should have remembered your location
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