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    Thumbs up Barbie Gull

    A badly injured seagull was saved after sailors amputated its wounded leg and replaced it with Barbie doll parts. The bird was found in Greese by a yacht crew who diagnosed gangrene. Inspired by peg-leg pirates, they amputated the leg,replacing it with the leg of a Barbie doll and a dollhand as a foot. The seagull, who they've named Martha, is now running around the boat on a the new leg.

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    ArnoldLayne
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    Quote Originally Posted by capt_buzzard
    A badly injured seagull was saved after sailors amputated its wounded leg and replaced it with Barbie doll parts. The bird was found in Greese by a yacht crew who diagnosed gangrene. Inspired by peg-leg pirates, they amputated the leg,replacing it with the leg of a Barbie doll and a dollhand as a foot. The seagull, who they've named Martha, is now running around the boad on a the new leg.
    Jeez I've just stopped crying, my ribs hurt
    No Im sorry I aint buying that one without photographic evidence

    Waaaaaaah please dont ..no more

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    Finally a legitimate use for a worthless toy!
    Although the bird will become anorexic in the next month and and decide it needs a beak 'job' because all the other seagulls have prettier ones!

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    I just cant get that image out of my mind ,thats the funniest thing I've read for ages. Cant stop the tears from rolling down my cheeks

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    Would Ken still fancy it though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by john8pies
    Would Ken still fancy it though?
    yeah, ken always was an 'odd duck'..

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    Quote Originally Posted by flopstock
    yeah, ken always was an 'odd duck'..
    I wonder what they'll say about the auld buzzard. Like the song goes...don't talk about me when I'm gone

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