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    Re: Happy Labor Day Weekend!

    Some corny holiday humor ... and I do mean corny!

    Daughter (8): Is Aunty Diane having her baby today?
    Mother: Why did you think she is about to give birth?
    Daughter (8): Because you said today was Labor Day!

    The United Auto Workers union decided 2013 would be a good year to get ariel photos of possible burial sites for Jimmy Hoffa.
    They figured that since Michigan just became a Right-To-Work state, he probably rolled over in his grave.

    Father: Do you know, most people don't have to work today, because it's Labor Day.
    Son: If people are not working, shouldn't we call today 'No-Labor Day?'

    Did you hear the one about Labor Day?
    It works for me!

    Some Quotes:

    If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. (Doug Larson)

    'It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own.' (Harry S. Truman

    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? (Edgar Bergen)

    Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. (Robert Orben)

    Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.' (Theodore Roosevelt)

    I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. (Thomas Jefferson)

    All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

    A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving. (Albert Einstein)

    There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right. (Bill Cosby)

    Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. (Mark Twain)

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    Re: Happy Labor Day Weekend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnneBoleyn View Post
    Sounds really wonderful.
    Yes, it really does! Nothing special on this end except a cook-out later this afternoon. We're grilling Italian sausages on the grill in lieu of hot dogs ... tried it over the 4th of July and they were so good!

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