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    Quote Originally Posted by AnneBoleyn View Post
    Okay, settle down............a gazillion posts? Only if the spirit moves you!
    Got a bottle of Scotch I'm gonna crack tomorrow night ... so I guess I might just be moved!

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    Thank you for a much needed chuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    Thank you for a much needed chuckle.
    Watch this space ...

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    Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
    ― George Carlin

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    Somewhere in the world a man has abducted a little girl. Soon he will rape, torture, and kill her. If an atrocity of this kind not occurring at precisely this moment, it will happen in a few hours, or days at most. Such is the confidence we can draw from the statistical laws that govern the lives of six billion human beings.

    The same statistics also suggest that this girls parents believe -- at this very moment --that an all-powerful and all-loving God is watching over them and their family. Are they right to believe this? Is it good that they believe this?

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    You do not need the Bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate. Richard Weatherwax

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    When God watches an American football game, does he really decide who is going to win based on the number of people praying for that team to win? Does he give extra points to those who pray with great volume and showmanship?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    When God watches an American football game, does he really decide who is going to win based on the number of people praying for that team to win? Does he give extra points to those who pray with great volume and showmanship?
    No.

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    Religion easily has the best bull**** story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that theres an invisible manliving in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesnt want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. George Carlin

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    Prayer: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy. Ambrose Bierce.

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