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    Here are some excellent quotes from some very wise women. I particularly like the one from Zsa Zsa Gabor, and also the one from Dolly Parton. Enjoy!



    Inside every older person is a younger
    person -- wondering what the hell happened..
    -Cora Harvey Armstrong-
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    The hardest years in life are
    those between ten and seventy.
    -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
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    I refuse to think of them as chin
    hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
    -Janette Barber-
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    Things are going to get a lot worse
    before they get worse.
    -Lily Tomlin-
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    A male gynecologist is like an auto
    mechanic who never owned a car.
    -Carrie Snow-
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    Laugh and the world laughs with you.
    Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
    -Laurie Kuslansky-
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    My second favorite household chore is ironing.
    My first being, hitting my head on the
    top bunk bed until I faint.
    -Erma Bombeck-
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    Old age ain't no place for sissies.
    -Bette Davis-
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    A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
    A woman must do what he can't.
    -Rhonda Hansome-
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    The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
    -Jane Sellman-
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    Every time I close the door on reality
    it comes in through the windows.
    -Jennifer Unlimited-
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    Whatever women must do they must do
    twice as well as men to be thought half
    as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
    -Charlotte Whitton-
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    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
    together and your body starts falling apart.
    -Caryn Leschen-
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    I try to take one day at a time, but
    sometimes several days attack me at once.
    -Jennifer Unlimited-
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    If you can't be a good example, then you'll
    just have to be a horrible warning.
    -Catherine-
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    When I was young, I was put in a
    school for retarded kids for two years
    before they realized I actually had a
    hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
    -Kathy Buckley-
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    I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
    jokes because I know I'm not
    dumb, and I'm also not blonde.
    -Dolly Parton-
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    If high heels were so wonderful, men
    would still be wearing them.
    -Sue Grafton-
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    I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
    makes one you can ride on.
    -Roseanne Barr-
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    When women are depressed they either eat
    or go shopping. Men invade another country.
    -Elayne Boosler-
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    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
    -Maryon Pearson -
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    In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-
    if you want anything done, ask a woman.
    -Margaret Thatcher-
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    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
    on how to combine marriage and a career.
    -Gloria Steinem-
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    I am a marvelous housekeeper.
    Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
    -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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    Nobody can make you feel inferior
    without your permission.
    -Eleanor Roosevelt-
    I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
    ~Darrel Worley~






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    Re: Great quotes by great women

    hohohohohoho I love those
    �You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
    ― Mae West

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    Re: Great quotes by great women

    Loved em BR.
    For class quotes from a woman, you cant go wrong with Mae West....
    1. When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
    2. A hard man... is good to find
    3. It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.
    4. He who hesitates is last.
    5. I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
    6. So many men... so little time
    7. Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful
    8. Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio.
    9. I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
    10. A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
    11. A man in the house... is worth two in the street
    12. Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
    13. It's better to be looked over, than overlooked
    14. Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you
    15. Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
    16. To err is human -- but it feels divine
    17. His mother should have thrown him away...and kept the stork
    18. I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
    19. "Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !" Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie
    20. I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported
    21. When a girl goes wrong, men go right... after her
    22. I'm the lady who works at Paramount all day... and Fox all night.
    23. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
    24. I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
    25. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain
    26. I've been rich and I've been poor... Believe me, rich is better
    27. It's hard to be funny...when you have to be "clean"
    28. I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman... but loose enough to show I'm a lady.
    29. She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success... wrong by wrong
    30. You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction... but the second meeting shows up new angles
    31. You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
    32. Those who are easily shocked... should be shocked more often
    33. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
    34. You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini

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    The good girl says: Gee, it's hard to be good!
    The bad girl says: Gee, it's got to be hard to be good!!
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    Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -- Phyllis Diller

    My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. -- Roseanne

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    Re: Great quotes by great women

    Quote Originally Posted by Peg
    Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -- Phyllis Diller

    My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. -- Roseanne
    What no Peg Bundy quotes Peg? she must have some classics!

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    Quote Originally Posted by abbey
    What no Peg Bundy quotes Peg? she must have some classics!
    I hate work. That's why I got married

    I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.

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    Behind every successful man, there`s a woman.....with a gun pointing at his book.

    A man is old as old as the woman he`s feeling

    Though personally I feel Groucho Marx is the funniest of the lot! (eg, "This morning I woke up and I shot an elephant, in my pyjamas. I don`t know what an elephant was doing inside my pyjamas, though!" "You`ve never been so insulted? - you want to get out more!" etc etc!)

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    Get off the Fcukin Computer and come to bed. my Mrs

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