I'ts Sunday morning and I should be in bed having a sleep in, but instead I promised to go to a one year olds birthday party .

The grandparents hate each other. The aunties and uncles play the "my child is better than your child" game .....oh joy. I'm the outsider, I get to sit there and watch it pan out . If a fight breaks out I'll film it for you all. Why should I suffer alone?