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    Tales from Topographic Oceans

    Perhaps members - I do apologize in advance for the term - could offer their own experiences in reducing this social embarrassment. Who here (and I address the male contingent) is a sitzpinkler? Who made the mistake of carpeting their water closet? Who unleashes such torrential jets when pointing Percy at the porcelain as to cause the formation of mist?

    In the interest of open discussion I offer my first personal observation: turning on the light during nighttime visits makes for far less subsequent mopping up.

    BBC News - Physicists probe urination 'splashback' problem
    Long Live General Kim Jong-un, the Shining Sun!

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    Often the rogue right angled jet beats all attempts to contain.
    I believe some cultures insist gents sit, makes a lot of sense to me.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Wow, Týr, you're something else & something else again!
    Percy (chuckle)

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    Re: Tales from Topographic Oceans

    Quote Originally Posted by AnneBoleyn View Post
    Wow, Týr, you're something else & something else again!
    Percy (chuckle)
    Strewth missis, a chap's got to syphon the python every day or he gets herniated.
    Long Live General Kim Jong-un, the Shining Sun!

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    All men should sit... unless of course they always clean the toilet -

    Silly me, men cleaning toilets! Half of them have no idea what to do with toilet duck and and a toilet brush!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty Boop View Post
    Silly me, men cleaning toilets! Half of them have no idea what to do with toilet duck and and a toilet brush!
    I blame their mothers.....
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruv View Post
    I blame their mothers.....
    Ha! You've got this "blame the woman" thing down pat, dontcha? :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruv View Post
    I blame their mothers.....
    Carry on, we all really know the little lads are just following the examples set by the big lads

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnneBoleyn View Post
    Ha! You've got this "blame the woman" thing down pat, dontcha? :-)
    Whoever said "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world".......it wasn't me, but I do agree.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    You know those days when you look at what you think will be a serious thread and a bit 'o learnin .....and then you hit your head against the desk because stupidly you forgot this is forumgarden.

    I thought bodily function topics was my domain......???? It's earned me a few disgusting titles over the years, something I was indeed very proud of........*sniff* now it's all gone. Someone else wears that hat today.

    Yeah okay drama over ........so what have we got here? Urinating? Exellent!!!! This is right up my alley......or urethra as the case may be here.!!!


    OH DEAR GOD!!!!! Awarding men for not splashing back? RIGHT THAT"S IT ..........I WANT AN AWARD TOO!!!! I've never splashed even when standing!!!!
    Moddlycoddling men like this is not going to help anyone. An award for not splashing???? At least put some oomph! into the competition. Like, ummmmm........An award for no splash back.......Whilst crossing swords!!!!! See!! huh!! now we're talking


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