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    Re: Tales from Topographic Oceans

    I think we should hear from the circumcised. Those of us with an omnidirectional spray head stand little chance of accuracy even on those few occasions when we have time to consider matters beyond immediate relief. The circumcised, by contrast, at least when sober, ought to achieve the sort of result fuzzy lays claim to.

    A few more male voices would be welcome at this stage.
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    Re: Tales from Topographic Oceans

    Quote Originally Posted by Týr View Post
    A few more male voices would be welcome at this stage.
    I am trying to deepen my voice, didn't think anyone would notice.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    You guys are funny . You could always do what I make my own boys and male visitors do. (albeit it's a water saving argument) I make every male go outside to pee. Secondary outcome of this means no splash back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Týr View Post
    The circumcised, by contrast, at least when sober, ought to achieve the sort of result fuzzy lays claim to.
    I'll deepen my voice to if you like. Hey it's an art I respect. You try sqwatting in long grass at the back of the shearing shed with the real possibility of blacks and browns biting your bum and see how you fair.

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    Re: Tales from Topographic Oceans

    The days of the urban thunderbox are behind us in this country, fuzz. Few of us could even summon up a large enough patch of grass much less an outhouse.
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    Thunderbox? Wow you don't hear that word anymore . My mum speaks of the days of the clippity clop of horses hooves as the thunderbox guy came round I dont' have an outhouse. I send them round the back to a line of trees. That's what you need !!! A Lemon tree!! Water the garden and have spiffy lemons. I'm trying to help you here Tyr,

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