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    Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans...

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    Just saying....


    '1'
    Blaming your farts on me.....
    not funny... not funny at all !!!

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    '2'
    Yelling at me for barking.
    I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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    '3'
    Taking me for a walk, then
    not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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    '4'
    Any trick that involves balancing
    food on my nose. Stop it!

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    '5'
    Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
    Now you know why we chew your stuff
    up when you're not home.

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    '6'
    The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
    You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
    a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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    '7'
    Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
    then acting surprised when I freak
    out every time we go back!

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    '8'
    Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
    Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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    '9'
    Dog sweaters. Hello ???
    Haven't you noticed the fur?
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    '10'
    How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
    Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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    Now lay off me on some of these things.
    We both know who's boss here!
    You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
    EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
    A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
    CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

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    Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans...

    '11' Humans talking at cross-purposes yet laughing when dogs chase their tail.

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    Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans...

    I've pasted it to my FaceBook.

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    Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans...

    I get quite annoyed when I see owners not letting their dogs check stuff out.

    Mine get to check stuff out... It's my cue to sit on a five bar gate and have a cigg.

    Whenever my husband passes wind ( oh come on, you all do It ), he says ' Damn, these shoe's are tight' or ' I must fix those floorboards'.

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    Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans...

    I am pretty good about just wandering and letting Pitstop explore, though sometimes she gets hung up on a fencepost of flowerbed for a while, and after ten minutes or so, I start feeling a little dumb standing in the same place, and decide it's time to move on. I have taken to pulling out my phone and checking email of something, but then SHE decides it's time to move on.

    As for farts, she gets a case of them once in a while. I think carrots are the culprit, but when she farts, it's a little Peep, and she jumps up and moves away, looking at us like, "What did you just do?"
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    Yesterday I let my dogs check stuff out for a few hours. Later In the evening Peter said ' what Is that smell, It's vile'... so I told him It was the Fox s.hit the dogs had rolled In on their walk.

    You have to let a dog check stuff out even If It Is the excrement of another species.

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