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    Lawyer Joke

    A rich man loaned $20,000 each to a Priest, Doctor, and Lawyer on the condition that they repay the money to his estate after he died.

    After his funeral, standing over his grave, the Priest said, "I have a confession. Our benefactor is in Heaven now, and I know that he wouldn't want his worldly possessions, so I used all the money to feed the poor."

    The Doctor, replied, "I have to confess that I don't have the money either. I used it to heal the poor." Then the lawyer spoke up...

    "I am ashamed of both of you. We had a legal obligation. I placed a check for the entire amount in his coffin."


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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    An old joke


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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    Begging your pardon gents, but those jokes are both extremely prejudicial and stereotypical attacks on living minorities, I hope you are both ashamed of your selves.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Bruv View Post
    Begging your pardon gents, but those jokes are both extremely prejudicial and stereotypical attacks on living minorities, I hope you are both ashamed of your selves.
    Be quiet, Spot!

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    Re: Lawyer Joke

    It was so cold the other day, I saw lawyer with his hands in his own pockets .

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    A busload of lawyers went over a cliff yesterday. it was sad because the driver didn't get out.

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