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    Smile a woman's prayer

    i have to give Carla credit for this one! LOL


    Female Prayer:

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    Amen.

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    Male Prayer:


    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

    Amen.

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    Re: a woman's prayer

    Oh! That is too much!!


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    Re: a woman's prayer

    I'm not feeling like bashing tonight. Good joke - just not laughing tonight.
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    Re: a woman's prayer

    Quote Originally Posted by nvalleyvee
    I'm not feeling like bashing tonight. Good joke - just not laughing tonight.
    Oh I don't think it's really "bashing" now is it?

    What's up kiddo are you okay? Wanna talk about it?

    Pm me if'n ya want!

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    BASHING.. Nah..!! Just funny...

    nvalleyvee, I hope thing start looking up for you as well..Smile it's good for you..
    ALOHA!!
    MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
    "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
    WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"


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    Re: a woman's prayer

    Funny and cute, LC! See - we men ask for so little!

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    Re: a woman's prayer

    Ah, well, they always say you should pray for the absolutely impossible in faith!!!!!

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    Re: a woman's prayer

    omg well that has made my day i thaught that was soo funny
    Live life to the max as you only get to do it once!! make your dreams come true



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jives
    Huh? Was someone talking about me?

    (Jives raises his hand)

    Well, here I am!
    Jives, if you answer to all those things then I think you should come live with me, I've been praying for years for a man like that.

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