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    Well, it's finally happened

    All of the destruction, wild animals, water pollution, and crazy residents have finally paid off.


    Federal Government Issues Travel Warning For Florida
    The U.S. State Department, which issues travel warnings cautioning Americans about visiting potentially dangerous foreign countries, has for the first time in its 226-year history issued a warning for an American state: Florida.

    Addressing reporters at a daily press briefing at the White House today, Secretary of State John Kerry explained the unprecedented new warning. "Florida has been an area of concern to us for a very long time. We've tried collaborating with state officials to turn things around but nothing ever works. We now realize there's no way to fix Florida. Our only option left is to ignore it. The president has instructed FEMA, the National Guard and other federal agencies to stand down on all issues related to Florida."
    "The trouble with people isn't that they don't know, but that they know so much that ain't so." - Will Rogers
    "Truth isn't Truth" - Rudy Giuliani

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    Re: Well, it's finally happened

    "Pigeons coming home to roost"...............comes to mind.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Re: Well, it's finally happened

    That's hilarious.


    Glad I didn't go into a full-blown rant.

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    Re: Well, it's finally happened

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