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    Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    I dont know about anyone else but i sense a tension there. Maybe even sexual tension.
    Hmmmmm

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    I noticed a little give & take...

    yes, I did
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    Magnet - you made me laugh - too cute: wah:

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    I was browsing through the threads ....and im like.... oh for gods sake! Just express your undying love for him already!
    Dont get me wrong i can understand the attraction of course....but stop the self loathing and frustration and just put it out there! Lol

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    Quote Originally Posted by magentaflame View Post
    I dont know about anyone else but i sense a tension there. Maybe even sexual tension.
    Hmmmmm
    I await his reply with....... excited anticipation.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    This could be fun
    I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    Quote Originally Posted by magentaflame View Post
    I dont know about anyone else but i sense a tension there. Maybe even sexual tension.
    Hmmmmm
    Goodness gracious me. What a unique and quixotic sense of perception. One can only hypothesize you are necessitous in requiring some form of stimulation , due to a lacking of titillation elsewhere in your purpose on earth. Or perhaps, observing your contrivance, one may question the objective as leaning more to the alternative scenario, that you are in fact, feeling somewhat left out, having observed the intercourse with Bruv, compelling you to effectuate some order of response. Perhaps, you possessed the desideratum to draw Bruv into paying heed to yourself and the question is merely an audacious subterfuge in order to do just that. One can only commiserate with your plight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momus View Post
    Goodness gracious me.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momus View Post
    Goodness gracious me. What a unique and quixotic sense of perception. One can only hypothesize you are necessitous in requiring some form of stimulation , due to a lacking of titillation elsewhere in your purpose on earth. Or perhaps, observing your contrivance, one may question the objective as leaning more to the alternative scenario, that you are in fact, feeling somewhat left out, having observed the intercourse with Bruv, compelling you to effectuate some order of response. Perhaps, you possessed the desideratum to draw Bruv into paying heed to yourself and the question is merely an audacious subterfuge in order to do just that. One can only commiserate with your plight.

    He is full of it.....for sure.
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    Sorry, I must brag. I have met world famous scholars, at Oxford, at other universities & programs I attended. My son graduated from MIT where he and I, especially he, met world famous scientists, authors, thinkers. None of them, NONE OF THEM, spoke as superciliously as Momus. Ever. Never. I wonder if there is an open dictionary in front of Momus whenever he writes or speaks.

    Momus, you are more than welcome here. Please drop the conceit. Get down off the high horse you are riding. To be satirical, to be worthy of the best qualities in your name, learn there is no need for contempt; no grandeur in pomposity. In other words, Get Real. I have no aversion to you, really I do not.

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

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