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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

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    You are boring me now Momus.
    Good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G#Gill View Post
    Yes Momus is rather boring now. Pity he seems unable to post in 'ordinary' language instead of quantities of OED or Chambers etc.

    Momus (/ˈmoʊməs/; Greek: Μῶμος Momos) was in Greek mythology the personification of satire and mockery..............

    So methinks this person is a WUM, such a pity really as he could be quite an interesting member to read and have discussions with. Oh well.
    One is always open to suggestion, young man. Pray tell, what manner of " ordinary language" would you care for me to conduct intercourse in. I should point out, that i will not engage in sex talk, as the last time i entered into such a cesspit of deprivation, it took me several weeks to dispose of the body parts in various locations. One must also make clear, that i am not " up for it ", nor " full of it", although i am sure that less informal intercourse with yourself could be rewarding in some small way.

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    Quote Originally Posted by Momus View Post
    One is always open to suggestion, young man. Pray tell, what manner of " ordinary language" would you care for me to conduct intercourse in. I should point out, that i will not engage in sex talk, as the last time i entered into such a cesspit of deprivation, it took me several weeks to dispose of the body parts in various locations. One must also make clear, that i am not " up for it ", nor " full of it", although i am sure that less informal intercourse with yourself could be rewarding in some small way.
    Momus, I see you you haven't had a look at my profile, as you seem to think I am a 'young man' - my husband would be a trifle surprised ! Just click on my name on one of my posts and pick 'profile' from the drop-down list. I don't give many details except that my gender is female, but there is a photograph or two. By the way, please don't be so patronising, oh and possibly 'discourse' is probably more appropriate rather than informal 'intercourse' as the latter could be misconstrued, don't you think ?
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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    Quote Originally Posted by G#Gill View Post
    Momus, I see you you haven't had a look at my profile, as you seem to think I am a 'young man' - my husband would be a trifle surprised ! Just click on my name on one of my posts and pick 'profile' from the drop-down list. I don't give many details except that my gender is female, but there is a photograph or two. By the way, please don't be so patronising, oh and possibly 'discourse' is probably more appropriate rather than informal 'intercourse' as the latter could be misconstrued, don't you think ?
    Patronising? Moi? I am not of the habit of rummaging among profiles. I prefer to assess the character on that of which they write. Please inform your husband, that he can rest assured, i shall recollect this knowledge in future although, if there is any spare trifle on offer, i am partial to a dollop. Accept my apology for the offending faux pas.

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    Quote Originally Posted by Momus View Post
    Patronising? Moi? I am not of the habit of rummaging among profiles. I prefer to assess the character on that of which they write. Please inform your husband, that he can rest assured, i shall recollect this knowledge in future although, if there is any spare trifle on offer, i am partial to a dollop. Accept my apology for the offending faux pas.

    Worry not Momus, I am partial to trifle too so I'm afraid there is none left ! Whilst you refrain from investigating profiles, you are leaving yourself open to making mistakes, like calling me a 'young man', and in any case it is very unlikely that people include private information in their profiles that they do not want the general public to know about. I will accept your apology for mistakenly calling me a young man, and I won't send you to the norty step (this time !)
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    Awwwwhhh.....Gilly youd make a lovely young man...... he did indeed call you "young". You ruffian scallywag you! Lol.
    And as far as your husband is concerned ...... a bit of dress up never hurt anyone. Lol.

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    Quote Originally Posted by magentaflame View Post
    Awwwwhhh.....Gilly youd make a lovely young man...... he did indeed call you "young". You ruffian scallywag you! Lol.
    And as far as your husband is concerned ...... a bit of dress up never hurt anyone. Lol.
    One can only revel in the irony of which most have already deemed myself as a Sir, with no profile information to be guided by.

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    Quote Originally Posted by Momus View Post
    One has observed several observations from your puerility. The most discernible, being that you appear to be lacking reciprocal action in the real world. Should existence offer such tedium, that you find this turgidity " interesting ", one can suggest, you get out more.
    Sitting at a flooded Barwon river having a coffee wat hing the sun sort of come up. Im around 800 km from home..... does that surfice as to getting out more?
    Momus, you walked into this web of your own free will.
    Enjoy it whilst your still tolerated.

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

    Quote Originally Posted by magentaflame View Post
    Sitting at a flooded Barwon river having a coffee wat hing the sun sort of come up. Im around 800 km from home..... does that surfice as to getting out more?
    Momus, you walked into this web of your own free will.
    Enjoy it whilst your still tolerated.
    Wat hing ? Is that Japanese or perhaps an obscure Shanghainese dialect. It sounds idyllic indeed. One's own company can be so peaceful.

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    Re: Does Momus have a crush on Bruv?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momus View Post
    One can only revel in the irony of which most have already deemed myself as a Sir, with no profile information to be guided by.
    Okay, we'll all settle for transgender then. We're all rather accepting of the LGBT community.
    And trust me i would NEVER call you Sir ....thats just laughable.

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