I thought I'd start a page to watch how long it takes before UK copyright troll weeps, starts 20-week stretch in the cooler for beating up Uber driver disappears from the Internet. It's a page discussing Robert Croucher, MD of consultancy Hatton & Berkeley, a gentleman with whom I am not associated and do not esteem.

The best advice I could give him is to change his name by deed poll, earn less in future and stop drinking.