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    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, eh?"
    I don't get it.

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    Re: The Weasel

    Quote Originally Posted by AnneBoleyn View Post
    I don't get it.
    Let me change the spelling and see if that helps.

    An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, ay?"

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    An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

    After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

    The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

    A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

    "It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Aspam View Post
    An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

    After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

    The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

    A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

    "It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."
    arrrg, that was mean.
    “The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
    Gang aft agley.
    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
    For promis'd joy!

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    Re: The Weasel

    Quote Originally Posted by AnneBoleyn View Post
    A termite walks into a saloon and says "Is the bar tender here?"
    Keep it up, girl.
    “The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
    Gang aft agley.
    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
    For promis'd joy!

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    Re: The Weasel

    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles
    up to the bar and announces:
    "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
    “The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
    Gang aft agley.
    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
    For promis'd joy!

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    Re: The Weasel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
    Seriously, I walked into a bar many years ago* and a customer asked the bartender to pass a stool over the counter - they couldn't understand why I cracked up.

    *I was shocked to my core, it was the first time I was ever asked £1 for a pint

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