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    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, eh?"
    I don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnneBoleyn View Post
    I don't get it.
    Let me change the spelling and see if that helps.

    An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, ay?"

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    An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

    After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

    The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

    A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

    "It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Aspam View Post
    An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

    After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

    The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

    A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

    "It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."
    arrrg, that was mean.

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    Re: The Weasel

    Quote Originally Posted by AnneBoleyn View Post
    A termite walks into a saloon and says "Is the bar tender here?"
    Keep it up, girl.

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    Re: The Weasel

    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles
    up to the bar and announces:
    "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
    Seriously, I walked into a bar many years ago* and a customer asked the bartender to pass a stool over the counter - they couldn't understand why I cracked up.

    *I was shocked to my core, it was the first time I was ever asked £1 for a pint

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