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    The Weasel

    A weasel walks into a bar.

    The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

    Pop goes the weasel.
    “The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
    Gang aft agley.
    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
    For promis'd joy!

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    Re: The Weasel

    Quote Originally Posted by tude dog View Post
    A weasel walks into a bar.

    The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

    Pop goes the weasel.


    Had to think a moment

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    Re: The Weasel

    “The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
    Gang aft agley.
    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
    For promis'd joy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tude dog View Post
    A weasel walks into a bar.

    The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

    Pop goes the weasel.
    A helium balloon floats into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I do for you?” The balloon points over and says, “I’ll have whatever that weasel’s having.”
    “The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
    Gang aft agley.
    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
    For promis'd joy!

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    Re: The Weasel

    You're on a roll, tude.

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    Re: The Weasel

    A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

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    Re: The Weasel

    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
    I haven't been to a bar in like a dozen years. I must go to the local one just to erase that mental image from my mind.
    “The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
    Gang aft agley.
    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
    For promis'd joy!

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    Re: The Weasel

    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
    I posted that on Facebook and my nephew asks "no ****?"
    “The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
    Gang aft agley.
    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
    For promis'd joy!

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    Re: The Weasel

    An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, eh?"

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    A termite walks into a saloon and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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