The Weasel

[AnneBoleyn]

An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, eh?"

I don't get it.

[Wandrin]

I don't get it.

Let me change the spelling and see if that helps.

An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, ay?"

[Mark Aspam]

An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

"It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."

[tude dog]

An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

"It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."

arrrg, that was mean.

[tude dog]

A termite walks into a saloon and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Keep it up, girl.

[tude dog]

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles
up to the bar and announces:
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

[Bryn Mawr]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

Seriously, I walked into a bar many years ago* and a customer asked the bartender to pass a stool over the counter - they couldn't understand why I cracked up.

*I was shocked to my core, it was the first time I was ever asked £1 for a pint