I know I ought not do this.

Never mind, I did anyway.

> On Thu, Oct 04, 2018 at 03:12:49AM +0200, Susan wrote:
> > John! It's me

How could I not answer something that blatant.

> To: Susan <irvine5smasar@gmx.com>
> Subject: Re: John
> How delightful, after all these years. Do you still have those Goya
> miniatures we found in Tobruk? They've never been mentioned in the
> literature, I check occasionally.
> If you visit England I'd be delighted to talk over old times.

> On Thu, Oct 04, 2018 at 09:52:07AM +0200, Susan wrote:
> Hey John, thx for replying me!
> I found your email somewhere, are you on any dating sites?
> Do you remember me? This is my profile: [1]here
> Waiting for you.

I should have stopped.

> To: Susan <irvine5smasar@gmx.com>
> Subject: Re: John
> It's an age since we last met, Susan. I hope Hadrian is well, I'm
> disturbed that you're asking about dating sites if you're still married to
> him!

> Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2018 12:59:43 +0200
> From: Susan <irvine5smasar@gmx.com>
> To: john@s8r.uk
> Subject: Re: John
> Let's meet in a hotel or at my house!
> But my boyfriend is reading my email,
> let's talk on [1]this dating site
> It's secure there, I don't want him to see our messages.
> Kisses, Susan!

I'm not sure I can go anywhere from that.