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    The Weasel

    A weasel walks into a bar.

    The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

    Pop goes the weasel.
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    Re: The Weasel

    Quote Originally Posted by tude dog View Post
    A weasel walks into a bar.

    The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

    Pop goes the weasel.


    Had to think a moment

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    Re: The Weasel

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    Re: The Weasel

    Quote Originally Posted by tude dog View Post
    A weasel walks into a bar.

    The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

    Pop goes the weasel.
    A helium balloon floats into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I do for you?” The balloon points over and says, “I’ll have whatever that weasel’s having.”
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    Re: The Weasel

    You're on a roll, tude.

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    Re: The Weasel

    A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

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    Re: The Weasel

    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
    I haven't been to a bar in like a dozen years. I must go to the local one just to erase that mental image from my mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wandrin View Post
    A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
    I posted that on Facebook and my nephew asks "no ****?"
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    Re: The Weasel

    An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, eh?"

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