Dirty minds

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:30 pm

Pinky wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Hey, someone as bad as me, yay!

go on then...
lol.I will have to finish this later, must go for now. Remember, the better the grip the safer the flight!:D

weber · Post by **weber** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:22 pm

fisher wrote: lol.I will have to finish this later, must go for now. Remember, the better the grip the safer the flight!:D

If I'm not mistaken, I don't want a better grip on a broom hmmmmmmm.!

Witch or not.

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:27 pm

weber wrote: If I'm not mistaken, I don't want a better grip on a broom hmmmmmmm.!

Witch or not.
Would you prefer to slip and slide? If so, you may cause an accident.

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:44 pm

Pinky wrote: You just have to make sure you're taking off on grass...

Pavement is bad.
The next time you are flying around Nova Scotia pick me up. When I see that we are over some nice grass land I will see what I can do to make you crash land.

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:54 pm

Pinky wrote: Ok, you have yourself a deal!

Not much makes me crash though.

I think a nibble and a rub in the right place will do the trick.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:59 pm

when i pass a good looking man i always get caught looking back after we pass.................:sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:32 pm

For those of us little gals who grew up in Australia, mixing a little sand with romance is something one takes in ones um stride..

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:59 am

AussiePam wrote: For those of us little gals who grew up in Australia, mixing a little sand with romance is something one takes in ones um stride..
Doesn't it get more uncomfortable with each stride?:D

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:33 am

A midnight skinny dip, Sport, and she'll be apples!!!

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:26 am

AussiePam wrote: A midnight skinny dip, Sport, and she'll be apples!!!
A midnight skinny dip might help her, but what about the guy? The cold could cause shrinkage.

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:49 pm

Pinky wrote: How else do we get a swim in peace? :DWhat do you do with your broom while you are enjoying a nice swim?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:51 pm

Shrinkage?

Who needs a therapy session, when there's moonlit waves to surf??!!!!

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:53 pm

AussiePam wrote: Shrinkage?

Who needs a therapy session, when there's moonlit waves to surf??!!!!
:wah: :wah: :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:54 pm

fisher wrote: What do you do with your broom while you are enjoying a nice swim?

Okay okay, last time I lent it to Harry P for a Quiddich match and they upped my insurance after his little stack (under 25 yr old driver). Never again. Now I just leave it on the beach with my shrink minding it.

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:55 pm

Hamster wrote: :yh_rotfl ooh thats so graphic in my head!!!
Not that it would happen to a fisherman. We are use to cold water.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:57 pm

Are you the Fisher King? Like in all those Monty Python type Grail legends??

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:58 pm

I think it's hot water he's in now, Hammy!!!

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:00 pm

AussiePam wrote: Okay okay, last time I lent it to Harry P for a Quiddich match and they upped my insurance after his little stack (under 25 yr old driver). Never again. Now I just leave it on the beach with my shrink minding it.
LMAO.You just stick it in the sand and then you have a place to hang your clothes while you are skinny dipping.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:01 pm

Clothes!!?? Did I start off with clothes???? !!!! OOOPS... knew there was something I'd forgotten.

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:02 pm

Hamster wrote: I bet you say that to all the ladies eh??

Only if they ask.

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:04 pm

AussiePam wrote: Clothes!!?? Did I start off with clothes???? !!!! OOOPS... knew there was something I'd forgotten.
This conversation started with only one article of clothing missing not the entire wardrobe.lol

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:06 pm

Hamster wrote: "He's not the Fisher King-he's a very naughty boy!!"

Sorry-I love MP-The Life Of Brian

I am as Innocent as they come.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:16 pm

fisher wrote: This conversation started with only one article of clothing missing not the entire wardrobe.lol

Clothes mean drag when flying and we little witchy girls like to be streamlined. I thought everyone knew that !!! ????

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:30 pm

AussiePam wrote: Clothes mean drag when flying and we little witchy girls like to be streamlined. I thought everyone knew that !!! ????
That could be dangerous. I have seen a few that it would not be safe to follow behind. Flapping body parts.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:34 pm

Flapping body parts !!!

You menfolk can talk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAW

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:39 pm

AussiePam wrote: Flapping body parts !!!

You menfolk can talk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAW
I just want your flight to be a safe one.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:45 pm

Pinky wrote: Hey, those butt cheeks are my very own panniers. They also come in handy for breaking purposes:D

That would be breaking wind, right?

Commonly known as air brakes!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:00 pm

Bryn Mawr wrote: That would be breaking wind, right?

Commonly known as air brakes!

:yh_rotfl

weber · Post by **weber** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:21 pm

Bryn Mawr wrote: That would be breaking wind, right?

Commonly known as air brakes!

awww it wouldn't let him fart...gotta try again

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:55 pm

Nar, I don't think so. Farting is not a class act. And little witchy gals are stylish!!!

weber · Post by **weber** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:06 pm

AussiePam wrote: Nar, I don't think so. Farting is not a class act. And little witchy gals are stylish!!!

Hey Pam

you may be stylish and witchy but if you hold in them farts, you'll blow up and much goop will fly everywhere.:wah: and that's not mentioning the other ummmm err ones and on that broom.....eeek:-2

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:12 pm

Miriam, I didn't think a lady ever brewed enough internal gas to need to hold it in, let alone um blow off, as we say in Australia!!:sneaky:

weber · Post by **weber** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:15 pm

AussiePam wrote: Miriam, I didn't think a lady ever brewed enough internal gas to need to hold it in, let alone um blow off, as we say in Australia!!:sneaky:

Remind me to tell you a story when I am not so tired. I am up the list and then gone to bed.:-4

eyesopen · Post by **eyesopen** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:59 pm

Yeah we`ve all got dirty minds men just talk about it more!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:06 pm

parts iz parts and fartz fartz and I would blow up if I didn't burps or fartz.