Human Prey

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:07 am

I was watching a neato show about animals that feast on humans so naturally I thought of you guys.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:27 am

What animal would you be nomad and would you eat me?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:20 am

abbey;1151482 wrote: What animal would you be nomad and would you eat me?

Id nibble you to death.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:41 am

Nomad;1151463 wrote: I was watching a neato show about animals that feast on humans so naturally I thought of you guys. I was thinking of you Nomie as i sucked the meat out of my lobster claw :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:44 am

I picked shark and only from that silly spoof movie. Get it over and done with, no pain, etc.:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:45 am

Nomad;1151487 wrote: Id nibble you to death. As i suspected.... your a hamster :wah:

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qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:47 am

If you ever get the chance to watch the spoof movie lifted right outta Jaws, watch Shark Attack III and then that will explain the reason I picked shark attack.:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:48 am

I picked gator, they just grab you and drag you to their swamp so it's over with quickly. :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:49 am

sunny104;1151585 wrote: I picked gator, they just grab you and drag you to their swamp so it's over with quickly. :wah:

Oh yes, the death roll:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:53 am

qsducks;1151588 wrote: Oh yes, the death roll:wah: Ducks... I updated my thread 'who would have you' for you about the driver who assaulted pete yesterday. Have a look.

Sorry Nomie...... now back to things with big teeth. Can't i be eaten by a cuddly squirrel? :wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:01 am

Tiger they grab you by the neck snap it bang its over, quick works for me.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:08 am

CARLA;1151599 wrote: Tiger they grab you by the neck snap it bang its over, quick works for me.

Do you know anyone that that's happened to Carla?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:40 am

IF I must be eaten, an alligator can eat me, it will be quick as he draws me under the water.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

very stupid question.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:58 am

qsducks;1151607 wrote: Do you know anyone that that's happened to Carla?

We better ask Mr Tiger :wah: i think Carla's right though, like all feline's, they go for the neck first.

Second thought..... could i have death by chipmunk please?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:19 am

oscar;1151668 wrote: We better ask Mr Tiger :wah: i think Carla's right though, like all feline's, they go for the neck first.

Second thought..... could i have death by chipmunk please?

Too bad those foxes who showed up at your field weren;t included. I would have voted for them:yh_rotfl

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:29 pm

I choose: None of the Above.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:32 pm

I am sorry to see you have not included the killer Minks here in this survey hmmmmm how little you know how little you know.

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qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:38 pm

Kindle;1151718 wrote: I choose: None of the Above.

You could always add a great white shark Kindle. Tehy even jump outta the water for a good "kill".:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:27 pm

minks;1151720 wrote: I am sorry to see you have not included the killer Minks here in this survey hmmmmm how little you know how little you know. :wah: Oh trust me Minks.....here in Blighty, we know all about these little buggers.. :wah:

Mink Traps from Countryman Pest Control Northampton, UK - Mink

These little buggers have been breeding here for years depleting fish and wildlife stocks.

Sooooooooo cute though :-4

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:41 pm

oscar;1151884 wrote: :wah: Oh trust me Minks.....here in Blighty, we know all about these little buggers.. :wah:

Mink Traps from Countryman Pest Control Northampton, UK - Mink

These little buggers have been breeding here for years depleting fish and wildlife stocks.

Sooooooooo cute though :-4

Yes - damn'd animal rights activists released thousands of them and decimated the wild animal population

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:44 pm

Wow, I would have said a wombat, but it's not on the list....................

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:59 pm

minks;1151720 wrote: I am sorry to see you have not included the killer Minks here in this survey hmmmmm how little you know how little you know.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:55 pm

Bryn Mawr;1151899 wrote: Yes - damn'd animal rights activists released thousands of them and decimated the wild animal population

Correct Bryn. I occassionally accompany Mr O down to the banks of the River Avon for a spot of carp fishing. Well, that's not strictly true, Mr O does the carp fishing, i sit in the pub on the wier. The banks there are teeming in the buggers. The first time i saw them, i believed them to be water vole until the landlord of the pub told me the history of how they got there and it was animal activists. A Damn nuisence for breeding wildfowl and the like.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:59 pm

I went for the Boa, he was lonely up there.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:02 pm

Betty Boop;1151958 wrote: I went for the Boa, he was lonely up there.

:wah: Yes I noticed the scoring and the Boa was the rank outsider, with alligator and shark coming into the final furlong heading for the home stretch neck and neck...... it's a photograph finish ..... Hang on, there's a stewards enquirey :wah:

Post by **Sunshine** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:07 pm

I would like to be slowly smothered by a kitten. Awwwwwww, so cute.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:17 pm

sunshine;1151963 wrote: i would like to be slowly smothered by a kitten. Awwwwwww, so cute.

:-4:-4:-4

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:18 pm

:yh_rotfl No but when you watch Natioinal Geographic or Nova that is what Tigers do. Bring their prey down grab them by the neck and break it.

[QUOTE]Do you know anyone that that's happened to Carla?[/QUOTE]

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:22 pm

oscar;1151954 wrote: Correct Bryn. I occassionally accompany Mr O down to the banks of the River Avon for a spot of carp fishing. Well, that's not strictly true, Mr O does the carp fishing, i sit in the pub on the wier. The banks there are teeming in the buggers. The first time i saw them, i believed them to be water vole until the landlord of the pub told me the history of how they got there and it was animal activists. A Damn nuisence for breeding wildfowl and the like.

Damn'd sight bigger than water vole!

Where on the Avon - not "The Chequers" by any chance?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:45 pm

Bryn Mawr;1151972 wrote: Damn'd sight bigger than water vole!

Where on the Avon - not "The Chequers" by any chance? Yes, and then i thought they were water rats.

No, it's a pub called 'The Lock and Wier' in 'Hanham Abbotts', Bristol. Here:

Home

It's a great pub that takes dogs and we often walk the bank up to 'Cadbury heath' with the dogs.

I'm slow tonight..... Mr O has just pointed out that the pub next door is The Chequers. Have you frequented these fine watering holes Bryn?

Daniyal · Post by **Daniyal** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:50 pm

abbey;1151482 wrote: What animal would you be nomad and would you eat me?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:28 pm

JAB;1151981 wrote: I don't like these choices. Can you give us some new ones please?

Sure Jabberwocky.

1. Swarmed by 10,000 hornets

2. Repeatedly gored by a 2000 lb bull

3. Have your face torn off by a mountain lion

4. gnawed and gnashed by piranhas

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:56 pm

Nomad;1152073 wrote: Sure Jabberwocky.

1. Swarmed by 10,000 hornets

2. Repeatedly gored by a 2000 lb bull

3. Have your face torn off by a mountain lion

4. gnawed and gnashed by piranhas

5. Death by cake.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:38 am

oscar;1151992 wrote: Yes, and then i thought they were water rats.

No, it's a pub called 'The Lock and Wier' in 'Hanham Abbotts', Bristol. Here:

Home

It's a great pub that takes dogs and we often walk the bank up to 'Cadbury heath' with the dogs.

I'm slow tonight..... Mr O has just pointed out that the pub next door is The Chequers. Have you frequented these fine watering holes Bryn?

Just occasionally :wah:

Last time I was down that way we stopped at the Lock Keeper over in Keynsham but I first visited the Chequers over fifty years ago

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:59 pm

oscar;1151992 wrote: Yes, and then i thought they were water rats.

No, it's a pub called 'The Lock and Wier' in 'Hanham Abbotts', Bristol. Here:

Home

It's a great pub that takes dogs and we often walk the bank up to 'Cadbury heath' with the dogs.

I'm slow tonight..... Mr O has just pointed out that the pub next door is The Chequers. Have you frequented these fine watering holes Bryn?

Darn, I was looking for the menu!:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:41 pm

CARLA;1151599 wrote: Tiger they grab you by the neck snap it bang its over, quick works for me.

I hope you find what youre looking for.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:53 pm

Bryn Mawr;1152120 wrote: Just occasionally :wah:

Last time I was down that way we stopped at the Lock Keeper over in Keynsham but I first visited the Chequers over fifty years ago 50 years ago??? How old are you? :wah:

It's a shame about the recent flooding. As you will know, there is only one way down to the pubs. My dogs travel fine in the back of the car until we get to the that lane and they recognise where they are going and then they get so excited. The mink have destroyed wildlife there. The Canadian geese and swans seem to be Ok but anything else is fair game. I'd love to live in one of those cottages there if i had the money.