Kid stories - just for fun

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Fri May 20, 2005 3:40 pm

I just told a couple of Mom stories on another thread and thought it would be fun as another thread. Here is the one I just told to get us started:

Want another Mom story? During her Manson phase she insisted on wearing MY black slip to school as a skirt - all the kids were doing it MOM. We argued and she went to school presentably dressed. Guess who picked her up - yes I got off work early just to see what she was wearing - and she was wearing the slip. I took the scissors to it as soon as we got home. There were backpack inspections after that day. Now I pose the question - when did she think I was born? It might have been at night but it wasn't last night!

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nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Fri May 20, 2005 3:41 pm

I want Dad stories too.

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Fri May 20, 2005 4:11 pm

You went to pick up your mum from school and she was wearing your black slip as a skirt???!!! I don`t think I`m understanding this properly (eg, why were YOU picking HER up from school; who is the Manson you mean, etc) Thanks!

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Fri May 20, 2005 4:34 pm

I picked up my kid from school and she was wearing MY slip