It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
So, here I am again...picking up Rick at work...again. Go to step out of the car to go over to the passenger side. Immediatly step on probably the ONLY piece of black ice in the entire parking lot.
I did a rather attractive little pirouette and land on my @ss. Well..couple arthritic hip and knees with the patch of ice, as well as the serious bruise to my dignity..I could not get up to save my life. Rick came out..a couple of the guys heworks with came out. I am sitting there in tears and they are trying to figure out how to help me up
I finally got up, and gimped over to the passenger side of the car. I have a nice brush burn on my knee.
Rick did cook me dinner though. And I am just sitting here feeling sorry for myself. :-5
I did a rather attractive little pirouette and land on my @ss. Well..couple arthritic hip and knees with the patch of ice, as well as the serious bruise to my dignity..I could not get up to save my life. Rick came out..a couple of the guys heworks with came out. I am sitting there in tears and they are trying to figure out how to help me up
I finally got up, and gimped over to the passenger side of the car. I have a nice brush burn on my knee.
Rick did cook me dinner though. And I am just sitting here feeling sorry for myself. :-5
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
And, oh by the way..on top of everything..today is our 5th anniversary!! Happy anniversary to the klutz..
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
Happy Anniversary Marie!:D
I feel your pain! I work with ice and I'm always slipping and falling! :yh_beatup
I feel your pain! I work with ice and I'm always slipping and falling! :yh_beatup
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
happy anniversary Marie...sorry about the fall
if it makes you feel any better . i went to the gas station today, went inside and got a drink, came out and filled up another car that looked just like mine..the man that owned the car just stood there talking to me like nothing was amiss...........
if it makes you feel any better . i went to the gas station today, went inside and got a drink, came out and filled up another car that looked just like mine..the man that owned the car just stood there talking to me like nothing was amiss...........
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It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
Hey Marie, I'm sorry to hear about this and I'm glad you weren't seriously hurt. You might be a little sore for a few days though. You have to laugh about it. That's the only way to handle these things.
One time I was eating in a restaurant where the booths were up on a ledge and you had to step down to get out. I forgot and went sailing out of the booth and landed flat on my face. In my new red coat! There was no missing me! I got up, smiled and told everyone the entertainment was free. They all laughed.
And happy anniversary to you!!
One time I was eating in a restaurant where the booths were up on a ledge and you had to step down to get out. I forgot and went sailing out of the booth and landed flat on my face. In my new red coat! There was no missing me! I got up, smiled and told everyone the entertainment was free. They all laughed.
And happy anniversary to you!!
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
a few weeks ago I was stepping out of the car next to a curb and my foot slipped off the curb as I was trying to step onto it and I fell on my knee...ouch!
we should start a 'klutzy experience of the day thread' :wah: :wah:
we should start a 'klutzy experience of the day thread' :wah: :wah:
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
guppy;479204 wrote: happy anniversary Marie...sorry about the fall
if it makes you feel any better . i went to the gas station today, went inside and got a drink, came out and filled up another car that looked just like mine..the man that owned the car just stood there talking to me like nothing was amiss...........
Now that is funny. But who paid for the gas?:wah:
if it makes you feel any better . i went to the gas station today, went inside and got a drink, came out and filled up another car that looked just like mine..the man that owned the car just stood there talking to me like nothing was amiss...........
Now that is funny. But who paid for the gas?:wah:
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
YZGI;479696 wrote: Now that is funny. But who paid for the gas?:wah:
he did, but he did ask me if i wanted to check under his hood..... the guy that owns the gas station was standing right there filling up my car, laughing his but off....
he did, but he did ask me if i wanted to check under his hood..... the guy that owns the gas station was standing right there filling up my car, laughing his but off....
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
guppy;479702 wrote: he did, but he did ask me if i wanted to check under his hood..... the guy that owns the gas station was standing right there filling up my car, laughing his but off....
So was his dipstick okay?
So was his dipstick okay?
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
YZGI;479705 wrote: So was his dipstick okay?
looked good from where i was standing.....:wah:
looked good from where i was standing.....:wah:
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
gupster wins a prize for that one! :-6
what a great story.
what a great story.
It takes talent to be a genuine klutz
btw, happy anniversary, Marie !