Mergers

Dizz · Post by **Dizz** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:55 pm

Tips for 2006.... get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2006 : )

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and

W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and

become: Poly Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will

merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women! Will

become: Knott NOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new

name: Titty Titty Bang Bang

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:57 pm

i like #9 LOL :wah:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:53 am

pmsl!!

Dizz · Post by **Dizz** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:53 pm

Awww.... thanks! My mom sent me that one a while back. She has a twisted sense of humor sometimes.

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