Stupid Questions... Please add.

worblehat1 · Post by **worblehat1** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:10 pm

How far into a 300m long tunnel can a 75m long train go?

What is the average weight of penguins eaten by polar bears in a year?

Standing at the South Pole, you face North towards Africa. Turning 90 deg. towards New York, what direction are you facing?

Who was the sadistic swine who came up with the word 'lisp'?

Why, if God created absolutely everything, did he create evil?

She was born on the 4th of Feb. but would only celebrate her birthday in Summer...why?

What is the next letter in this sequence...T,T,F,F,S,S,E.....?

Why does every 'Minority' in America call it a Mongrel country? Don't they know that alloys are stronger?

How many sheep were there on Noah's Ark?

If 'i' comes before 'e' except after 'c', the weight of opinion might be weird, ask any Deity.

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:15 pm

DEAL OR NO DEAL?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:39 pm

If Hooters were to start offering door to door service, would they have to change thier name to Knockers?

:-2

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon May 22, 2006 6:00 pm

Sheryl wrote: If Hooters were to start offering door to door service, would they have to change thier name to Knockers?

:-2

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Mon May 22, 2006 6:39 pm

DesignerGal wrote: DEAL OR NO DEAL?

Trite?

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Mon May 22, 2006 6:40 pm

DesignerGal wrote: DEAL OR NO DEAL?

banal: repeated too often; overfamiliar through overuse; "bromidic sermons"; "his remarks were trite and commonplace"; "hackneyed phrases"; "a stock answer"; "repeating threadbare jokes"; "parroting some timeworn axiom"; "the trite metaphor `hard as nails'"

ok?

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon May 22, 2006 6:49 pm

DesignerGal wrote: banal: repeated too often; overfamiliar through overuse; "bromidic sermons"; "his remarks were trite and commonplace"; "hackneyed phrases"; "a stock answer"; "repeating threadbare jokes"; "parroting some timeworn axiom"; "the trite metaphor `hard as nails'"

ok?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon May 22, 2006 6:52 pm

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Mon May 22, 2006 7:09 pm

Worblehat1? Is there some reason you PM'd about this thread calling me trite? That was rather rude dont ya think? I mean the name of the thread IS "Stupid Questions...Please Add" isnt it? Did I miss something here?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon May 22, 2006 7:22 pm

*Quiz board flashing*

Neither of you are trite!

*dealing cards for poker*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon May 22, 2006 7:27 pm

Ha-let's drop the nickels and go see Star Trek!

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:17 am

Why do goods like fridges have a sticker on them to let people know you can not eat them????:-2

Are there a band of fridge eaters out there.....:-3