JOKE re COMPUTER-REDNECK

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daBunnyWendy7
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JOKE re COMPUTER-REDNECK

Post by daBunnyWendy7 »

First, if this Joke Offends anyone I DO appologise.My intention is to SHARE a LAUGH.


and a 1 & a 2 & a 3...clicque

You might be a redneck addicted to the world of computers if...

If yer computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.

Ya think www. in a url is a logo for a wrestlin' organization.

Someone tells ya they're "locked up" and ya ask if they need bail money.

Ya've ever been too drunk to chat.

Ya think a hard drive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's.

Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spit can.




Ya think a surge suppressor is a pill for diarrhea.

Ya keep trying to figure out why yer scanner won't pick up police radio calls.

Ya think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds.

Ya have to ask someone how to spell LOL.

Yer stomach overlaps half of yer keyboard.



Ya try to figure out how to get yer empty beer cans into the recyclin' bin.

Ya try to turn on yer computer with the remote.

Ya try to figure out how yer floppy disk got hard.

Ya play Frisbee with yer CD Rom's.

Ya find yerself on the floor looking into yer "A Drive" yelling 'Give it back! Give it Back'.

When birds fly across yer screen ya reach for yer shotgun.

Yer yards full of ol' computers stacked on cinder blocks.

Ya use yer CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.

Ya call tech support an ask where ta buy stamps fer yer e-mail.

Ya think ICQ is how smert yer computer is.

Ya think yer homepage is where ya really live.

Ya give directions to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.

Ya see the word Download, and take the shells out of yer shotgun.

Ya think the person that made yer keyboard was dumb cuz the letters aint in order.

Ya see the "shift" key and try ta figure out how ta change gears.

Ya see the word "Zip" and know why youz feelin' a draft. Yer puter has a bumper sticker on it.
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ashleydoom
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JOKE re COMPUTER-REDNECK

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hoppy
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I gots sum uvum rite.

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