Making Women Happy--Demerit Point system Explained

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Marie5656
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Making Women Happy--Demerit Point system Explained

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Make women happy - Demerit Point System explained



In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

* You make the bed ..........+1

* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows............. 0

* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.........-1

* You leave the toilet seat up.........-5

* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.........0

* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.........-1

* When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.........-2

* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.........+5

* in the snow.........+8

* but return with beer.........-5

* and no liners.........-25

* You check out a suspicious noise at night.........0

* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.........0

* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.........+5

* You pummel it with a six iron.........+10

* It's her cat.........-40

HER BIRTHDAY

* You take her out to dinner.........0

* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.........+1

* Okay, it is a sports bar.........-2

* And it's all-you-can-eat night.........-3

* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.........-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

* Go with a pal.........+5

* The pal is happily married.........+4

* Or frighteningly single.........-7

* And he drives a Ferrari.........-10

* With a personalized license plate (GR8 4U).........-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

* You take her to a movie.........+2

* You take her to a movie she likes.........+4

* You take her to a movie you hate.........+6

* You take her to a movie you like.........-2

* It's called Death Cop 3.........-3

* Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.........-9

* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.........-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

* You develop a noticeable pot belly.........-15

* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.........+10

* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.........-30

* You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".........-800

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem:

* You listen, displaying a concerned expression.........0

* You listen, for over 30 minutes.........+5

* You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV.........+100

* She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep.........-200



THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)

* She asks, "Do I look fat?"

* You hesitate in responding.........-10

* You reply, "Where?".........-35

* Any other response.........-20



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Making Women Happy--Demerit Point system Explained

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Those last three might result in serious injury!
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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AAAhhh ha ha ha ha *snort* *gasp*

ROFLMBBO

whew!

What Accurate STATz

Thank You, I will present t new hubby as counselling aid(should NOTE the dear HAS returned WITH fem H products*ding*):wah: oh dear ...my mascara is RUNnig again:p


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:wah:



What if I respond "Well, you don't look fat"?

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