Will Rogers wisdom

[Dizz]

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was =

probably

the greatest political sage this country has ever known.

Enjoy the following quotes----

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman ... neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it =

back in

your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The =

few who

learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric =

fence.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from =

bad

judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now =

and then

to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it =

back.

12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so =

good he

started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot =

him... The

moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. =

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GROWING OLDER............

First, Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about =

your age

and start bragging about it.

Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in =

line for.

Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want =

people

to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of =

the

roads weren't paved.

Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to =

youth, think

of Algebra.

Fifth, You know you are getting old when every thing either dries up =

or

leaks.

Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the =

top.

Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that =

it is

such a nice change from being young.

Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has =

been.

Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it =

was

called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally, If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have =

anything

to laugh at when you are old.

[Lon]

And one of my favorites-----"I am more concerned with the return of my money than the return on it. ''

[Accountable]

Thanks for the smiles, Dizz. I'm coming back to this one again and again.

[minks]

3 Stages of a mans life

Tri-weekly

Try Weekly

try weakly

never play leap frog with a unicorn

don't eat yellow snow

never spit in a mans face unless is moustache is on fire.

[lady cop]

ranks almost up there with Churchill.

[Dizz]

Accountable wrote: Thanks for the smiles, Dizz. I'm coming back to this one again and again.
Aw shucks!