Ask Nomad anything!

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:27 pm

Nomad wrote: Yes of course Ray. Outstanding question. This reminds me of the time I was in Nairobe during the great sandstorm of 73. I wandered that damned desert for 3 long years with only my mule and my harmonica to keep me company. I hope this helps.

Yes.. that was very helpful..

Raymond

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:28 pm

Nomad wrote: 7 cords.

hmm.. that's more than I would have thought...

Raymond

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:29 pm

Nomad wrote: Which moon Ray ? Pluto's moon ? Jupiter ? The moon of Jabberwocky ? I need more info.

The earths moon.. that big white thing up in the night sky.. you can even see it in Nairobi..

Raymond

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:31 pm

Captain Ray wrote: I watch on t.v. the talking heads talking about "international law." I don't think there is such a thing.. there is no internatianal law that I know of.. do you know different?

Raymond

Another great question Ray. Your just a bundle of energy arent ya ?

International law is like when you sail 12 miles (19 fathoms for the novices)

and then the seas are yours. Little know Nomad factoid. Not only am I a mad scientist, Im also a part time pirate. I guess what Im getting at is I make my own International law when I slip that eyepatch out and put my bird on the shoulder. Sure hes dead and I had him stuffed but so what ? Im a pirate dag nabbit. Harrr !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:33 pm

Captain Ray wrote: hmm.. that's more than I would have thought...

Raymond

Sure. That surprises everyone that asks me that. Those woodchucks are as busy as......well a beaver.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:34 pm

Captain Ray wrote: The earths moon.. that big white thing up in the night sky.. you can even see it in Nairobi..

Raymond

Im sorry. What were we talking about ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:34 pm

Cheese of course. What a dolt. Yes Id like some cheese, thank you.

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:35 pm

Nomad wrote: Another great question Ray. Your just a bundle of energy arent ya ?

International law is like when you sail 12 miles (19 fathoms for the novices)

and then the seas are yours. Little know Nomad factoid. Not only am I a mad scientist, Im also a part time pirate. I guess what Im getting at is I make my own International law when I slip that eyepatch out and put my bird on the shoulder. Sure hes dead and I had him stuffed but so what ? Im a pirate dag nabbit. Harrr !

Argh!!

I'm with you mate! I love the sea!!

Raymond

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:37 pm

Nomad, why do I like Captain Ray so much already?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:39 pm

valerie wrote: Nomad, why do I like Captain Ray so much already?

Hes a pirate. And you like bad boys.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:41 pm

Whatcha gonna do?

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:41 pm

Argh!!! 8^)

Raymond

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:44 pm

Nomad wrote: Another great question Ray. Your just a bundle of energy arent ya ?

International law is like when you sail 12 miles (19 fathoms for the novices)

and then the seas are yours. Little know Nomad factoid. Not only am I a mad scientist, Im also a part time pirate. I guess what Im getting at is I make my own International law when I slip that eyepatch out and put my bird on the shoulder. Sure hes dead and I had him stuffed but so what ? Im a pirate dag nabbit. Harrr !

Isn't a fathom a depth and not a length?

Raymond

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:44 pm

Captain Ray wrote: Argh!!! 8^)

Raymond

Milk it Ray. Milk it like theres no tommorrow !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:46 pm

Captain Ray wrote: Isn't a fathom a depth and not a length?

Raymond

@*!* !!!

pirates are a band of brothers man

ixnay on the fathom stuff

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:47 pm

Nomad wrote: @*!* !!!

pirates are a band of brothers man

ixnay on the fathom stuff

k

Raymond

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:48 pm

HARRRR Matey !

Val just eats that stuff up

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:17 pm

Val... runs in with spoon...

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:21 pm

You guys are funny!! I have a feeling that Nomad does not know the difference between a bowline and a clove-hitch!! Pirate indeed! LOL

Pillaging and plundering is best left to the professionals! :p

Raymond

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:48 am

ola

back home safely & ask of his nomadness

condense & catch me up on the playground antics

who's left

who's back

who's awol

whats the best topic over the fortnight

who's contribution made an impact

who's being a bitch

who's being headhunted

who's sulking

who's got good news

who's got highest score in the arcade

& did you get the waterfall

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:32 am

Nomad wrote: Yes of course Ray. Outstanding question. This reminds me of the time I was in Nairobe during the great sandstorm of 73. I wandered that damned desert for 3 long years with only my mule and my harmonica to keep me company. I hope this helps.

You're NUTS.........:-4

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:45 am

Why is it that grass smells when its been cut but doesnt smell the rest of the time?

What makes the 'sound' of waves on the sea shore ?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:27 am

An ant and a blind spider are on opposite corners of a cube. The ant is stationary and the spider moves at random from one corner to another along the edges only. What is the expected number of turns before the spider reaches the ant?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:03 pm

Nomad, have you ever had a same-sex experience?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:00 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Nomad, have you ever had a same-sex experience?

In a sense I spose. Ive had sex with myself many many many many many many many times.

With another man, no never. Same sex partners dont bother me though. I dont think I embrace it like I would a man woman relationship. I might feel uncomfortable at a same sex wedding, but its not something I worry about too much. My life is a full time job. Ill let others tend to their own lives without passing judgement. Im not wise enough to pass judgement on others especially considering all of the mistakes Ive made in my own life.

Live and let live.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:00 pm

sunny104 wrote: An ant and a blind spider are on opposite corners of a cube. The ant is stationary and the spider moves at random from one corner to another along the edges only. What is the expected number of turns before the spider reaches the ant?

Why do you hurt me this way sunshine ? :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:04 pm

Captain Ray wrote: You guys are funny!! I have a feeling that Nomad does not know the difference between a bowline and a clove-hitch!! Pirate indeed! LOL

Pillaging and plundering is best left to the professionals! :p

Raymond

Pirates dont need to know that stuff ! I do my pirating on a jetski. Hellooooo. PFT !

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:45 pm

Argg!!

Raymond

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:03 pm

Pinky wrote: Hey Pirate Captain Ray! You got any treasure over there?

well.. yeah.. I have some treasure.. but this is Nomads thread.. he's the one that is supposed to answer the questions.

I'll tell you what.. if you rub my tummy.. I will tell you anything you want to know!

Raymond

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:45 pm

Pinky wrote: Which is better?

Chocolate cake or lemon cheesecake?

Only a novice pie eater would ask such an obviously rookie question. Well in the benefit of educating you pinkster.......chocolate layer cake of course. Many layers. A torte perhaps. With a touch of almond paste added to the frosting.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:50 pm

Bez wrote: Why is it that grass smells when its been cut but doesnt smell the rest of the time?

What makes the 'sound' of waves on the sea shore ?

You know theyre making a Hollywood movie about me right ?

Its tentatively set for a Christmas release. The plot is like this. I work for Fed Ex. Im flying overseas to demonstrate the importance of our delivery system. Midair the plane meets heavy weather and the plane goes down. Im the only survivor. I land on a deserted island and Im there for 3 yrs. I dont want to give the whole story away but its based heavily on actual events of my life.

So now you know.

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:53 pm

Nomad wrote: You know theyre making a Hollywood movie about me right ?

Its tentatively set for a Christmas release. The plot is like this. I work for Fed Ex. Im flying overseas to demonstrate the importance of our delivery system. Midair the plane meets heavy weather and the plane goes down. Im the only survivor. I land on a deserted island and Im there for 3 yrs. I dont want to give the whole story away but its based heavily on actual events of my life.

So now you know.

Dude.. they already did that one.. Castaway with Tom Hanks...

Argg!!

Raymond

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:00 pm

Captain Ray wrote: Dude.. they already did that one.. Castaway with Tom Hanks...

Argg!!

Raymond

WHAT !

Im calling my agent ! :-5

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:02 pm

That Tom Hanks.. what a bastard!! You should sue!!

Raymond

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:04 pm

Captain Ray wrote: That Tom Hanks.. what a bastard!! You should sue!!

Raymond

That movie slut is goin down !

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:08 pm

Nomad wrote: That movie slut is goin down !

I hope you get him good!! I never liked that guy!! Of course you have about as much chance of winning in court against Tom Hanks as Brad Pitt and Andrelia JoeLi have of raising a well adjusted child...

Good Luck!

Raymond

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:06 am

capsicum

That word is just funny to say.. go ahead.. say it out loud.. it's just funny!!

Raymond

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:42 am

Nomad wrote: WHAT !

Im calling my agent ! :-5

You ARE your agent ........remember ? You didn't want to pay any numb skull idiot sitting on their fat **** 10%....remember ??? :rolleyes:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:48 am

Nomad wrote: You know theyre making a Hollywood movie about me right ?

Its tentatively set for a Christmas release. The plot is like this. I work for Fed Ex. Im flying overseas to demonstrate the importance of our delivery system. Midair the plane meets heavy weather and the plane goes down. Im the only survivor. I land on a deserted island and Im there for 3 yrs. I dont want to give the whole story away but its based heavily on actual events of my life.

So now you know.

Nomad, that reminds me of an adventure I had when I was much younger. There was this twister, see..and I did not make it to the storm cellar. You with me? I got hit in the head with a window frame, and ended up in this beautiful countryside. Funny thing, my real life was all sepia toned, and the beautiful place had many colors. There were little people, witches, and this road made of yellow bricks!! I had to go find the Wizard who ran the land to find my way back home! I found three travel companions on the way, and we all went together. And my little dog, too!

It was a great adventure, which I remember to this day.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:06 am

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Aisling · Post by **Aisling** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:41 pm

who invented the word ding-dong?

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:58 pm

Clancy wrote: It's been widely rumoured, that you post using a laptop from under your quilt to avoid detection. Is this true?

And if that's true, Is this you?

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/bed.here

Interesting, Clancy. Very interesting.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:59 pm

What is this road we are on, and where does it end?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:23 am

Is stupid really as stupid does, or is it a clever ploy to cover some sinister conspiracy. :yh_nailbi