Ask Nomad anything!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:25 am

My beloved said "Nothing is more expensive than free."

Your thoughts?

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:39 am

wize woman

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:55 am

Nomad, are you truly as sick, twisted, impure, and mentally unstable as we all make you out to be?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:48 am

cherandbuster wrote: Nomad, are you truly as sick, twisted, impure, and mentally unstable as we all make you out to be?

Very endearing Cher. Have a lovely day.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:57 am

Oh Nomie you know I'm crazy for you:-4

I have sick, twisted and impure thoughts of you all the time:sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:00 am

cherandbuster wrote: Oh Nomie you know I'm crazy for you:-4

I have sick, twisted and impure thoughts of you all the time:sneaky:

Well ok then. :sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:03 am

Accountable wrote: My beloved said "Nothing is more expensive than free."

Your thoughts?

Free more often than not comes with strings and attachments so beware. A certain amount of cynisism is healthy however, too much retards growth individually and in societies as a whole. Its a slippery slope.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:05 am

buttercup wrote: wize woman

THIS IS NOT A QUESTION...YOUR WALKING VERY NEAR THE EDGE SCOT GIRL.

Dont make me come over there.

:p :-4

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:06 am

sunny104 wrote: When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Crystal.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:07 am

Aisling wrote: who invented the word ding-dong?

The little people.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:08 am

Clancy wrote: It's been widely rumoured, that you post using a laptop from under your quilt to avoid detection. Is this true?

And if that's true, Is this you?

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/bed.here

I knew you guys had cameras. :-3 Ill find them and destroy them !:-5

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:12 am

Marie5656 wrote: What is this road we are on, and where does it end?

Stop. Look about. Every moment of your life is a part of the journey. If you see flowers, smell them, if you see a mother and child, take the vision in and breathe the miracle. Every single moment is something.

As for the end ? Thats the beauty, if there were no end as we know it the flowers wouldnt have the same charm would they ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:14 am

Accountable wrote: Is stupid really as stupid does, or is it a clever ploy to cover some sinister conspiracy. :yh_nailbi

Ive got a 4th of July special on tinfoil hats my friend. Big blowout get em while you can. Very effective for ordinary conspiracies.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:00 am

Nomad, is it true that you are a legend in your own mind?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:09 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Nomad, is it true that you are a legend in your own mind?

No. Most days I have to convince myself its ok for me to even be.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:24 am

What kind of girlie things do you do to pamper yourself?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:54 am

If you have a secret cave that lots of people find out about, do you think it would be a good idea to dig out a back door, call it a tunnel, and charge a toll?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:55 am

If a burglar cleans up behind himself, leaving the house cleaner than when he arrived, isn't it worth losing the silver set?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:41 pm

How high can you jump, should I say jump and you ask how high?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:59 pm

Are you here??

Hey it's a question....:sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:28 am

Accountable;333402 wrote: What kind of girlie things do you do to pamper yourself?

I like those powder puffy things. Theyre soft and they smell good. That and a really sexy girdle.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:30 am

Accountable;532212 wrote: If you have a secret cave that lots of people find out about, do you think it would be a good idea to dig out a back door, call it a tunnel, and charge a toll?

$1.25 please.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:31 am

Accountable;532215 wrote: If a burglar cleans up behind himself, leaving the house cleaner than when he arrived, isn't it worth losing the silver set?

Thanks. Im leaving the doors unlocked from now on.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:32 am

WonderWendy3;532580 wrote: Are you here??

Hey it's a question....:sneaky:

Look behind you.

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:36 am

How much Tinfoil do you get through a week.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:39 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;532825 wrote: How much Tinfoil do you get through a week.

It depends yourpantsareonfire. If Lulu is logged on Ill go through 250 yards in one day easy.

RhondaLu · Post by **RhondaLu** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:51 am

Nomad, when wearing "tin foil".....is it best to wear it 'shinny side out' or is it just a personal preference/fashion statement choice?:-2

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:55 am

I'm confused about the tin foil, can you explain please??

and I don't see you behind me! Where didja go so fast?

Why does my head hurt?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:59 am

RhondaLu;532838 wrote: Nomad, when wearing "tin foil".....is it best to wear it 'shinny side out' or is it just a personal preference/fashion statement choice?:-2

You silly ! The reflective side out. Duh ! :p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:00 am

[quote=WonderWendy3;532839]I'm confused about the tin foil, can you explain please??

and I don't see you behind me! Where didja go so fast?

Why does my head hurt?

I have that effect on women.

As a mad scientist with patents pending Im unable to reveal my secrets at this time.

RhondaLu · Post by **RhondaLu** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:21 am

Nomad;532844 wrote: [quote=WonderWendy3;532839]I'm confused about the tin foil, can you explain please??

and I don't see you behind me! Where didja go so fast?

Why does my head hurt?

I have that effect on women.

As a mad scientist with patents pending Im unable to reveal my secrets at this time.

How does your *paten pend*?:D

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:26 am

RhondaLu;532856 wrote: [quote=Nomad;532844]

How does your *paten pend*?:D

If the wind is blowing it pends.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:31 am

What do they call those plastic things on the end of my shoestrings?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:31 am

If I'm budgeting on a shoestring, will it help if I have one of those plastic things?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:32 am

How come shoestring potatoes don't have little plastic ends?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:32 am

Where do they sell potato shoes?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:33 am

If I earn more money, will I then budget on a shoe, or is it another term?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:34 am

I'm thinking of investing in Florsheim. What do you think?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:37 am

Do Fish get cramps after they eat?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:38 am

When a cow laughs does milk come out of it's nose??

RhondaLu · Post by **RhondaLu** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:39 am

Nomad;532861 wrote: [quote=RhondaLu;532856]

If the wind is blowing it pends.
Does it pend to the right or left?

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:40 am

Can ducks quack in multiple languages?

If so, Which ones?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:42 am

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways???

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:43 am

Potatoes and shoes and the little plastic thingies on the end, these are the questions that have been plagueing mankind since near the beginning of the discovery of potatoes and shoes. Which by the way were both discovered by my great great great great grandmother Gertrude Josephine Annabelle Taterwatser.

Wars have been fought, governments toppled, churches dissolved. All over a spud and a pair of Nike's.

The Civil War ? It started over whether to fry or roast the potatoes. True story.

So in a nutshell Id have to say if you ever go camping and get bitten by a tick, make sure you dont leave the head in when you pull it out. I hope this helps.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:44 am

RhondaLu;532878 wrote: [quote=Nomad;532861]

Does it pend to the right or left?

Straight as an arrow unless it senses friendly territory. Then its all over the place. Willy nilly.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:46 am

Fibonacci;532879 wrote: Can ducks quack in multiple languages?

If so, Which ones?

Sudanese, Namibian and English. Not sure why but for sure just those 3.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:48 am

WonderWendy3;532881 wrote: Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways???

The answer lies within the question. Seek and you shall destroy your mind. Be wise little one in that you wish for.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:49 am

WonderWendy3;532876 wrote: Do Fish get cramps after they eat?

They get bloated and gassy. Thus the fishy odor.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:50 am

WonderWendy3;532877 wrote: When a cow laughs does milk come out of it's nose??

Does beer shoot out your nose when you have an epiphany ?

Of course.

RhondaLu · Post by **RhondaLu** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:19 am

Nomad;532885 wrote: [quote=RhondaLu;532878]

Straight as an arrow unless it senses friendly territory. Then its all over the place. Willy nilly.

I see, so it kind of 'depends'