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My dog just bit my testicle off and now i am bleeding to death. How can i stop this?
If your wondering, i was mouth ****ing him.
If your wondering, i was mouth ****ing him.
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tie a tourniquet & find another romantic partner.
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Bigallstar;1388191 wrote: My dog just bit my testicle off and now i am bleeding to death. How can i stop this?
My best recommendation is to surrender. Lets us know if there's another side, will you.
My best recommendation is to surrender. Lets us know if there's another side, will you.
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities,â€
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Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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Voltaire
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Fiona Apple
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Before bleeding to death, ensure you wash your dog's penis thoroughly with disenfectant or anti- bacterial wash. After all, It's not fair on the mutt to contract something nasty from your mouth Is It ?
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Bigallstar;1388191 wrote: My dog just bit my testicle off and now i am bleeding to death. How can i stop this?
If your wondering, i was mouth ****ing him.
No worries unless you were born with only one testicle. Get a soldering iron, cauterize the wound and you should be good to go. Unless your dog likes the smell of cooking meat... then you might have another problem.
If your wondering, i was mouth ****ing him.
No worries unless you were born with only one testicle. Get a soldering iron, cauterize the wound and you should be good to go. Unless your dog likes the smell of cooking meat... then you might have another problem.
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If anyone's interested,
The IP Address is: 24.189.155.204
The host name is: ool-18bd9bcc.dyn.optonline.net
Which is, at a guess, some unsavory hovel in New York City.
The IP Address is: 24.189.155.204
The host name is: ool-18bd9bcc.dyn.optonline.net
Which is, at a guess, some unsavory hovel in New York City.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Frank, is that you?
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SnoozeAgain;1388221 wrote: Frank, is that you?
He makes the same noises, I'll give you that.
He makes the same noises, I'll give you that.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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spot;1388220 wrote: If anyone's interested,
The IP Address is: 24.189.155.204
The host name is: ool-18bd9bcc.dyn.optonline.net
Which is, at a guess, some unsavory hovel in New York City.
HEY! Some of us may take umbrage. Mind your manners young man!
The IP Address is: 24.189.155.204
The host name is: ool-18bd9bcc.dyn.optonline.net
Which is, at a guess, some unsavory hovel in New York City.
HEY! Some of us may take umbrage. Mind your manners young man!
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Bigallstar;1388191 wrote: My dog just bit my testicle off and now i am bleeding to death. How can i stop this?
If your wondering, i was mouth ****ing him.
Pack it with salt. Then get the dog to the vet for a shot.
If your wondering, i was mouth ****ing him.
Pack it with salt. Then get the dog to the vet for a shot.
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AnneBoleyn;1388248 wrote: [quote=spot]Which is, at a guess, some unsavory hovel in New York City.HEY! Some of us may take umbrage. Mind your manners young man![/QUOTE]I've spent a lot of my life in unsavory hovels, there's nothing wrong with them. If I had a few months in New York City that's just what I'd aim to stay in, it's an ideal way of meeting interesting people.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Well, you best hurry 'cause NYC is running out of hovels. All being gentrified for the super duper rich, no thank you. I think the interesting people you want to meet are now in homeless shelters.
Bleeding alot?
I gentrified Islington once, but it was a long time ago.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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I didn't think Islington very gentrified at all.
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fuzzywuzzy;1388359 wrote: I didn't think Islington very gentrified at all.
You have to be kidding. Tony Blair lived three streets off before he moved to Downing Street.
What possible bit of Islington are you thinking of??
You have to be kidding. Tony Blair lived three streets off before he moved to Downing Street.
What possible bit of Islington are you thinking of??
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Ummm sorry I stayed in Islington for four days and walked about a lot. Met some great people in the shopping strip. Stayed in a very nice hotel. Still ..what? that's it? that's gentry? that's where tony blair lives ? bloody hell. I did like the architecture that I have to admit.
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Have to admit my children did make some nice little kiddie friends in some of hte parks ...the playgrounds were exceptional
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Judging by the number of hits this pervert's threads are getting, things must be pretty slow on FG tonite!
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jones jones;1388451 wrote: Judging by the number of hits this pervert's threads are getting, things must be pretty slow on FG tonite!
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jones jones;1388451 wrote: Judging by the number of hits this pervert's threads are getting, things must be pretty slow on FG tonite!
yes but jones jones did you see what the good people did with this thread? just turn it around . Islington is a good topic .
yes but jones jones did you see what the good people did with this thread? just turn it around . Islington is a good topic .
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fuzzywuzzy;1388494 wrote: yes but jones jones did you see what the good people did with this thread? just turn it around . Islington is a good topic .
Yeah Fuzz ... and this dude's case going "off-topic" is a good thing!
Yeah Fuzz ... and this dude's case going "off-topic" is a good thing!
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I think It's outrageous that the OP Is left there to offend. Is that going to attract new members ? Do we not care If some members here are offended?
Talk about hypocritical .... It wasn't that long ago, members would have been banned for this... In fact, I've had Infractions for far less.
Are we keeping these threads just to amuse and titilate now ?
Hardly the way to grow a forum Is It ?
Last night we had a long standing decent member posting about her Father's cancer deeply offended also.....
Talk about hypocritical .... It wasn't that long ago, members would have been banned for this... In fact, I've had Infractions for far less.
Are we keeping these threads just to amuse and titilate now ?
Hardly the way to grow a forum Is It ?
Last night we had a long standing decent member posting about her Father's cancer deeply offended also.....
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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oscar;1388543 wrote: I think It's outrageous that the OP Is left there to offend. Is that going to attract new members ? Do we not care If some members here are offended?
If it annoys you sufficiently to go elsewhere permanently it'll have achieved a great thing.
For the last 15 months at least we've deleted no threads once discussion's begun on them. We occasionally excise a sentence or two but invariably put in a mod note to say we've done it.
If it annoys you sufficiently to go elsewhere permanently it'll have achieved a great thing.
For the last 15 months at least we've deleted no threads once discussion's begun on them. We occasionally excise a sentence or two but invariably put in a mod note to say we've done it.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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spot;1388548 wrote: If it annoys you sufficiently to go elsewhere permanently it'll have achieved a great thing.
Why Oscar ... I do believe that Spot has fallen in love with you!! :yh_rotfl
Why Oscar ... I do believe that Spot has fallen in love with you!! :yh_rotfl
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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jones jones;1388549 wrote: Why Oscar ... I do believe that Spot has fallen in love with you!! :yh_rotfl
I tried polite for the first six years, I've had it up to the neck with polite.
I tried polite for the first six years, I've had it up to the neck with polite.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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spot;1388550 wrote: I tried polite for the first six years, I've had it up to the neck with polite.
Wow ... that really is a long time!
Wow ... that really is a long time!
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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jones jones;1388552 wrote: Wow ... that really is a long time!
It feels like a life sentence each time I see her post.
It feels like a life sentence each time I see her post.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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oscar;1388543 wrote: I think It's outrageous that the OP Is left there to offend. Is that going to attract new members ? Do we not care If some members here are offended?
Talk about hypocritical .... It wasn't that long ago, members would have been banned for this... In fact, I've had Infractions for far less.
Are we keeping these threads just to amuse and titilate now ?
Hardly the way to grow a forum Is It ?
Last night we had a long standing decent member posting about her Father's cancer deeply offended also.....
Given the way the membership turned it around and made the poster a laughing stock before ignoring him it seems a very good way to discourage more plonkers like this joining in the future.
As to the other, deeply offensive and not to be tolerated but it is rare for an outright ban on the first offence.
Talk about hypocritical .... It wasn't that long ago, members would have been banned for this... In fact, I've had Infractions for far less.
Are we keeping these threads just to amuse and titilate now ?
Hardly the way to grow a forum Is It ?
Last night we had a long standing decent member posting about her Father's cancer deeply offended also.....
Given the way the membership turned it around and made the poster a laughing stock before ignoring him it seems a very good way to discourage more plonkers like this joining in the future.
As to the other, deeply offensive and not to be tolerated but it is rare for an outright ban on the first offence.