A Men's Only Question

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:14 pm

Congrats...............

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:49 pm

(Jives see's the shennigans going on in this thread, but decides to be serious for once)

Isn't it odd, that in a thread for guys, the first two pages of posts were by the girls???:D

I'm pretty lucky too, Acc. I'm Scandanavian, and as such I have very little hair, and what I do have is fine and blond. But I do do a little shaving in the "nether regions".

(Hmmm...did I just say "do do"?)

Mostly for her enjoyment as well as my own. And yes, if you don't keep up on it, it can itch a bit, so just shave in the shower every other day or so.

Oh.....and don't use a DULL RAZOR!!!!!:o

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:23 pm

OHHH MY GOODNESS!!!!! Page 2 just about killed me.........:wah: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_tong2

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:24 pm

Now I know how Spanky & Alfalfa felt.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:28 pm

Majenta wrote: *dons fake beard and speaks in gruff voice* I believe the 'back, crack and sack' wax is growing in popularity! :wah:

spoken like a true MAN!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:30 pm

Wolverine wrote: spoken like a true MAN!
Oh sure. NOW you show up! :yh_beatup

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:07 pm

Men do stick together AC.......................

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:10 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Men do stick together AC.......................

I'm sure ... especially after a wax party.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:12 pm

Yeah, and it gets all over your hands too................

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:19 pm

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:21 pm

Far Rider wrote: Lets start a real Man thread... we'll drink cheap beer and fire up some chain saws! Get that good Gas oil smell in our clothes.. then we'll go chop wood, shoot animals for sport... and when were done eaten em, we'll tell everyone they taste just like spotted owl!

Who's with me!?!

dammit..is that pink?
AAAAAaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:25 pm

Oh, the He-Man Women's Haters Club, yeah.....................

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:26 pm

[quote=Far Rider][quote=Accountable]AAAAAaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!!

OK but first we have to decide if were gonna let girls in (as members)!:D
May I refer you to the very thread we're posting in?!?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:27 pm

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:32 pm

Great mighty hunters.......................

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:33 pm

JAB wrote: What's spotted owl taste like? Is it any different from an unspotted one?:-3
Tastes like chicken

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:46 pm

Rainbow Bright...............plenty of R's....................

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:46 pm

flopstock wrote: For best results and maximum enjoyment...for one of you at least..I recommend you buy a nice set of tweezers and ask the wife to pluck you! :sneaky:

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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:46 pm

I think a couple of them could be bouncers. :wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:48 pm

Accountable wrote: And before you try to point out that Far Rider & Wolverine jumped in there, remember that they both have man-breasts and can argue a limited qualification to participate.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to remove my mudpack before my manicure appointment.

excuse me. they are man-teets. Lenny&Squiggy

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:49 pm

Not us..................

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:54 pm

Far Rider wrote:

I was born weighing in at 12lbs with two teeth, ...

hell yeah! 13lbs, 4oz. 24.5 inches and a mo-hawk that would have made Sid Vicious proud!:guitarist

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:55 pm

Far Rider wrote: Would you quit bringing that post up you big green dummy!

Like Squiggy was even a man? Whats a matter with you? *slaps top of flat head*

Ow! qiut that Far

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:02 pm

Now boys...............

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:02 pm

Majenta wrote: I think I have some hot wax lying around somewhere.... :sneaky:

i have some candles.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:04 pm

about three months ago i took everything off.

stupidest thing i have EVER done. i looked like a 12yo boy.

and when that shiite grew back.....

Gawd Dang did it itch.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:09 pm

Far Rider wrote: Why did you put Shite back on?

dork

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:12 pm

flopstock wrote: well, not to change the subject or anything, but have you ever been chompin away on a stalk of celery and suddenly you're hackin 'cause a single strand of that stalk has has found it's way to the back of your tongue and is tickling your tonsils? Don't know what made me think of that, must be lunchtime or something...

Anyways back to the subject at hand....

what was the question again? :sneaky:

holy crap!! that is friggin hillarious!

talking about pubes and such and you bring up the "Hacking like a cat" factor.

man i could eat a peach for hours.

*cough, cough*

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:19 pm

Far Rider wrote: OMG he's playing catch up.... we're doomed.

fine.

i'll take my balls and go home.

you play soccer without me.

:yh_cry

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:23 pm

flopstock wrote: :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl :yh_silly

any particular reason or just bored?:-2

lost a bet.

there i'm done.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:32 pm

flopstock wrote: Was it Sports related? I bet it was!:p

hope it grew back in braided! probably never considered doing it for a woman, but on the outcome of a basketball game...sure why not?:D

Far! i'll deal with you in a minute.

Affro. curly and bushy and wiry. gotta trim THOR every week now.

I bet her that she wouldn't do "something" if she did, I would shave.

she did.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:33 pm

Far Rider wrote: aha...this sounds linked to his no sex random thought?:-2

just think about that random thought for a minute, would'ya??

oh never mind. leave me alone. you don't play nice.

Doody-head!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:31 pm

Push that envelope, Far!