Favorite Verbal Joke

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Kindle
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Favorite Verbal Joke

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Back before the internet was in most homes, joke were mostly told verbally. Can you remember a 'verbal joke' you enjoyed then and still find funny today?

My all time favorite is:

This guy is standing on a corner snapping his fingers.

His friend comes up and asks him what he is doing.

He responds that he is keeping the elephants away.

His friend says: "You fool. There are no elephants in Ohio".

He says: "Works good, doesn't it....................." :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl




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Favorite Verbal Joke

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Kindle;1078546 wrote: Back before the internet was in most homes, joke were mostly told verbally. Can you remember a 'verbal joke' you enjoyed then and still find funny today?

My all time favorite is:

This guy is standing on a corner snapping his fingers.

His friend comes up and asks him what he is doing.

He responds that he is keeping the elephants away.

His friend says: "You fool. There are no elephants in Ohio".

He says: "Works good, doesn't it....................." :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl




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