Wife arrested for biting her husbands penis

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:27 am

A woman has been arrested for biting her husbands penis after he insisted on sex and she did not want to.

What i find amazing about this story, is that he admits to punching her in the face, yet SHE is charged.

Wife's bite is willy painful | The Sun |News

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:31 am

Reminds me of when I sing My Way................"When I bit off more than I could Chew":DShe will be good in Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here:rolleyes:;)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:38 am

Did anyone watch free willy over christmas?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:48 am

Chezzie;1096627 wrote: Did anyone watch free willy over christmas?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Behave this man must have suffered bad>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:48 am

no means no!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:52 am

Odie;1096643 wrote: no means no!

Absolutely!!! Spousal rape is not legal for anyone who jokes about it. Just because the man is your husband or partner, does not give them the right to demand sex. She should have done a 'Bobbet' on him.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:57 am

oscar;1096648 wrote: Absolutely!!! Spousal rape is not legal for anyone who jokes about it. Just because the man is your husband or partner, does not give them the right to demand sex. She should have done a 'Bobbet' on him.I know im going to regret asking this but going to anyway.............whats a Bobbet:-3 see im only an innocent cockney girl:-3

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:00 am

Carolly;1096657 wrote: I know im going to regret asking this but going to anyway.............whats a Bobbet:-3 see im only an innocent cockney girl:-3

If my memory serves me correctly, 'Lorraine Bobbet' hacked off her husbands penis with a knife. She drove off in the car and threw his penis out of the car window. Paramedics found the penis in a corn field and 'John Wayne Bobbett' became the first man to ever successfully have a penis re-attached by surgery.

Only in America!!!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:02 am

oscar;1096661 wrote: If my memory serves me correctly, 'Lorraine Bobbet' hacked off her husbands penis with a knife. She drove off in the car and threw his penis out of the car window. Paramedics found the penis in a corn field and 'John Wayne Bobbett' became the first man to ever successfully have a penis re-attached by surgery.

Only in America!!!

that's right!

she hacked that sucker right off!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:03 am

oscar;1096661 wrote: If my memory serves me correctly, 'Lorraine Bobbet' hacked off her husbands penis with a knife. She drove off in the car and threw his penis out of the car window. Paramedics found the penis in a corn field and 'John Wayne Bobbett' became the first man to ever successfully have a penis re-attached by surgery.

Only in America!!!

I think he went on to become a porn star didnt he

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:04 am

oscar;1096661 wrote: If my memory serves me correctly, 'Lorraine Bobbet' hacked off her husbands penis with a knife. She drove off in the car and threw his penis out of the car window. Paramedics found the penis in a corn field and 'John Wayne Bobbett' became the first man to ever successfully have a penis re-attached by surgery.

Only in America!!!Flipping eck.......good job it was found :-2:-3

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:04 am

kazalala;1096664 wrote: I think he went on to become a porn star didnt he

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

a half stitched one!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:04 am

kazalala;1096664 wrote: I think he went on to become a porn star didnt he

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflHowd you know that woman:sneaky:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:07 am

Carolly;1096668 wrote: Howd you know that woman:sneaky:

I know a lot of things;):p

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:12 am

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John Wayne Bobbit (born March 23, 1967 in Buffalo, New York) and Lorena Leonor (née Gallo) (born 1970 in Bucay, Ecuador) were an American couple, married on June 18, 1989, made famous for a 1993 incident in which Lorena cut off John's penis with a kitchen knife.

On the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbit arrived at the couple's Manassas, Virginia apartment intoxicated after a night of partying and, according to testimony by Lorena Bobbit in a 1994 court hearing, raped his wife. (Note: He was tried and acquitted for this alleged spousal rape in 1994; he was prosecuted by the same district attorney who prosecuted Lorena for allegedly attacking John.) Afterwards, Lorena Bobbit got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. According to an article in the National Women's Studies Association Journal, in the kitchen she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.[1]

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and brought to the hospital where John was located.

The penis was re-attached by Doctors James T. Sehn and David E. Berman during a nine and a half hour surgery.[2]

Lorena was taken into custody.

During the trial, the couple revealed details of their volatile relationship and the events leading up to the assault. Lorena stated that John sexually, physically, and emotionally abused her during their marriage. She also stated that John flaunted his infidelities, and forced her to have an abortion. Several witnesses provided testimony supporting Lorena's claims. Lorena's defense attorneys maintained that John's constant abuse caused Lorena to eventually "snap" as she was suffering from clinical depression and a possible bout of post traumatic stress disorder due to the abuse.[3]

John denied the allegations of abuse. However, when he was cross-examined, his statements often conflicted with known facts, severely weakening the defense's case.[3]

After seven hours of deliberation, the jury found Lorena "not guilty" due to insanity causing an irresistible impulse to sexually wound her husband. As a result, she could not be held liable for her actions.[4] Under state law, the judge ordered Lorena to undergo a 45-day evaluation period at a mental hospital, after which she would be released.[3]

In 1995, after seven years of marriage, Lorena and John divorced.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:14 am

kazalala;1096664 wrote: I think he went on to become a porn star didnt he

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

He did and alledgedly.. a very bad one. his career didn't last long as he was unable to sustain an erection. Didn't he then stand for mayor or something??

He made an absolute fortune out of his predickament and he even wrote a book.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:17 am

According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis.

He tried to stop her, he told a deputy, but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go, according to the arrest report.

Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report.

"She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said.

She later said her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it.

Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Mrs. Bowers.

Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:17 am

Is it just me who has noticed that the moment a thread with the word penis in the title appears, all the ladie's on FG are on it like a rat up a drainpipe??? :yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:18 am

oscar;1096680 wrote: Is it just me who has noticed that the moment a thread with the word penis in the title appears, all the ladie's on FG are on it like a rat up a drainpipe??? :yh_rotfl

you started it:eek::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:18 am

oscar;1096680 wrote: Is it just me who has noticed that the moment a thread with the word penis in the title appears, all the ladie's on FG are on it like a rat up a drainpipe??? :yh_rotflWe cant help being a bunch of tarts:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:21 am

Carolly;1096683 wrote: We cant help being a bunch of tarts:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I'm feeling peckish and fancy a nibble. Damn, Mr O has gone out... Whats in the fridge ? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:23 am

oscar;1096685 wrote: I'm feeling peckish and fancy a nibble. Damn, Mr O has gone out... Whats in the fridge ? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:23 am

oscar;1096685 wrote: I'm feeling peckish and fancy a nibble. Damn, Mr O has gone out... Whats in the fridge ? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

try a gherkin:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:27 am

kazalala;1096688 wrote: try a gherkin:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I've been spoiled... A gherkin is way too small :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:28 am

oscar;1096691 wrote: I've been spoiled... A gherkin is way too small :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:32 am

Have you noticed ladie's that no men have commented yet??

That's because they are all sitting there with their legs crosssed and a pained expression on their faces :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Peter Lake** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:48 am

oscar;1096695 wrote: Have you noticed ladie's that no men have commented yet??

That's because they are all sitting there with their legs crosssed and a pained expression on their faces :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I wonder if she will be charged with 'assaulting a deadly weapon'?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:02 pm

Peter Lake;1096701 wrote: I wonder if she will be charged with 'assaulting a deadly weapon'?More like assaulting a "snake":mad::-5

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:02 pm

Peter Lake;1096701 wrote: I wonder if she will be charged with 'assaulting a deadly weapon'?

Now come on Peter, dont go losing your head:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:03 pm

Carolly;1096683 wrote: We cant help being a bunch of tarts:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

geezzzzzz I leave you guys alone for one hour!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:05 pm

Chezzie;1096705 wrote: Now come on Peter, dont go losing your head:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflOh fgs Chez dont have those dancing Frogs on yer Siggy.......Oscar will report you for cruelty to Frogs and making them dance ffs:-2:-3

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:06 pm

Odie;1096707 wrote: geezzzzzz I leave you guys alone for one hour!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Aint me Mrs its the others:D:guitarist:guitarist

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:07 pm

oscar;1096691 wrote: I've been spoiled... A gherkin is way too small :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:08 pm

Carolly;1096709 wrote: Aint me Mrs its the others:D:guitarist:guitarist

no, it could never be you!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

you and your shaggin stuff!:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:10 pm

Odie;1096712 wrote: no, it could never be you!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

you and your shaggin stuff!:wah::wah:Schhhh dont say that infront of Oscar...ye know what it does to her and fink of poor Mr.Oscar:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:11 pm

Carolly;1096714 wrote: Schhhh dont say that infront of Oscar...ye know what it does to her and fink of poor Mr.Oscar:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:D

Oscar? who's that?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:18 pm

oscar;1096614 wrote: A woman has been arrested for biting her husbands penis after he insisted on sex and she did not want to.

What i find amazing about this story, is that he admits to punching her in the face, yet SHE is charged.

Wife's bite is willy painful | The Sun |NewsWhat was he supposed to do

What would you do if someone clamped their chops on your genitalia, laugh?

Would you hell, you'd belt them with anything that's handy.

Post by **Peter Lake** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:25 pm

abbey;1096721 wrote: What was he supposed to do

What would you do if someone clamped their chops on your genitalia, laugh?

Would you hell, you'd belt them with anything that's handy.

I'd be thrilled I like to play rough

Post by **Peter Lake** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:28 pm

Carolly;1096708 wrote: Oh fgs Chez dont have those dancing Frogs on yer Siggy.......Oscar will report you for cruelty to Frogs and making them dance ffs:-2:-3

Many a true word said in jest carolly. You are speaking of the woman who picks them up in the street and re-locates them to next doors pond. She even popped in the local supermarket with one once that she picked up on her way home :rolleyes:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:33 pm

Scrat;1096760 wrote: She assaulted him. And yes, no does mean no so if you mean no, keep your mouth shut unless you mean to do bodily harm. This was premeditated on her part.

She should've kept her mouth shut.

Hang on... Serious for a minute... She's denying it so what if he's lying??

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:38 pm

oscar;1096771 wrote: Hang on... Serious for a minute... She's denying it so what if he's lying??

She has already give two versions of events....Im not sure she is the victim here but without knowing more I can only base my opinion on what I have read and Im with Scrat. ( not scrotem :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:51 pm

jimbo;1096780 wrote: he will get a dicktective to investigate:):):)

No, he'll get shafted :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:53 pm

Think about this logically. He must have put it in her mouth willingly. An arguement could not have followed as she had her mouth full (sorry) so what went wrong?

She must have been forced.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:55 pm

oscar;1096783 wrote: Think about this logically. He must have put it in her mouth willingly. An arguement could not have followed as she had her mouth full (sorry) so what went wrong?

She must have been forced.

she could of just spat it out:D

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:59 pm

We only know part of the story. What goes on "behind closed doors" we will never know. I feel bad for the husbands injuries, and I also feel bad if the woman is indeed married to a brute. That said....

Maybe that's what happens when you try to say no with your mouth full. I see there were a few brave men who posted here. 'Course, I'll bet their legs WERE crossed. :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:02 pm

The law in the US is the same as in Britain. Any man or woman has the right to say NO even whilst in the act of a sexual nature and end that sex act at any time they wish. He should be charged with rape.