Things you over-hear and wonder what's going on...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:59 pm

I over-heard my husband today from another room saying these statements.

1) "If you must shag, would you please refrain from doing it on my feet".

2) "I'm not kissing you, you've been chewing bee's."

3) "I don't know what it is or where you got it but It's staying outside".

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:01 pm

:wah: Don't let him see this thread!

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:04 pm

Oh Julie,:-6

You made my night......Those statements are so funny:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Why are dogs always shagging on your foot, leg, shoulder:sneaky::yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:11 pm

Kathy Ellen;1228037 wrote: Oh Julie,:-6

You made my night......Those statements are so funny:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Why are dogs always shagging on your foot, leg, shoulder:sneaky::yh_rotfl
Puppy is going into her first season and Mulder finally caught up with her on Pete's feet :wah:

Then puppy spend the day catching bee's in the garden and chewing them :wah:

The un-identified object turned out to be a snail she had chewed up and brought in the house :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:12 pm

chonsigirl;1228035 wrote: :wah: Don't let him see this thread! :yh_rotfl

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:57 pm

I over-heard my husband today from another room saying these statements.

1) "If you must shag, would you please refrain from doing it on my feet".

2) "I'm not kissing you, you've been chewing bee's."

3) "I don't know what it is or where you got it but It's staying outside".

Ooops! I thought it was you he was talking about...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:07 pm

Clodhopper;1228047 wrote: Ooops! I thought it was you he was talking about...

:wah:The only one that doesn't apply to me is that I never chew bee's :yh_rotfl

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:27 pm

Right, I'm now officially emotionally scarred, and am going to bed to whimper a bit...

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Goodnight to all of you. Including the bees:-4

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:34 pm

Clodhopper;1228049 wrote: Right, I'm now officially emotionally scarred, and am going to bed to whimper a bit...

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Goodnight to all of you. Including the bees:-4 Goodnight my good friend and keep one eye open :wah:

You can't say goodnight to the bee's as they are all dead after puppy caught and chewed them up. :wah:

In fact, I am in soooooooooo much trouble. I just shared a tin of spam out between the dogs as a treat and it turns out it was for his fishing bait tomorrow. :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:08 pm

oscar;1228039 wrote: Puppy is going into her first season and Mulder finally caught up with her on Pete's feet :wah:

Then puppy spend the day catching bee's in the garden and chewing them :wah:

The un-identified object turned out to be a snail she had chewed up and brought in the house :wah:

omg........I don't want a shagging dog!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:29 pm

Things you over-hear and wonder what's going on...

Do you mean with other people or in my own head?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:06 pm

Nomad;1228068 wrote: Things you over-hear and wonder what's going on...

Do you mean with other people or in my own head?

we will never know what goes on inside your head, we can only guess..at times.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:11 pm

Odie;1228075 wrote: we will never know what goes on inside your head, we can only guess..at times.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

How could you? I have to guess.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:12 pm

Nomad;1228077 wrote: How could you? I have to guess.

does your wife?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:03 pm

There's times at work when I hear only part of a conversation. I usually say one of two things. Either "I don't even want to know what you are talking about", or "I'll just use my own imagination on what you are talking about".

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:21 pm

funny how you hear things that your not supposed to.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:32 am

oscar;1228039 wrote: Then puppy spend the day catching bee's in the garden and chewing them :wah:

Mmm . . . mushy bees . . . they go well with fish and chimps!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

(Old zoo joke). :rolleyes:

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:30 am

When there are lots of people around you and you hear a loud " OMG", and notice they are all looking at you.

Oops · Post by **Oops** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:35 am

oscar;1228034 wrote: I over-heard my husband today from another room saying these statements.

1) "If you must shag, would you please refrain from doing it on my feet".

2) "I'm not kissing you, you've been chewing bee's."

3) "I don't know what it is or where you got it but It's staying outside".

lol!

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:19 pm

Did you reply with a resounding, "I HEARD THAT!"

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:42 pm

hoppy;1228145 wrote: When there are lots of people around you and you hear a loud " OMG", and notice they are all looking at you.

My husband and I when bored, find it a hoot to stop, stand in the street, look into the air, point at the sky and say loudly

'OMG DID YOU SEE THAT !!!' Within a short space of time a large gathering of people will be seen staring into the sky. Then you walk away. :yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:52 pm

That sounds like something I should try.:yh_rotfl

Oops · Post by **Oops** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:40 pm

oscar;1228424 wrote: My husband and I when bored, find it a hoot to stop, stand in the street, look into the air, point at the sky and say loudly

'OMG DID YOU SEE THAT !!!' Within a short space of time a large gathering of people will be seen staring into the sky. Then you walk away. :yh_rotfl

lol! :wah:

My dad shouts and waves at random strangers pretending to be their long lost friend just to embarrass me :-3

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:11 pm

Oops;1228457 wrote: lol! :wah:

My dad shouts and waves at random strangers pretending to be their long lost friend just to embarrass me :-3 I have to fess up that I find that a hoot to do. I wave at folk as were speeding by in the car. My husband asks me who they are and I say 'I haven't a clue'. Then you look in you rear view mirror to see the guy staring at your car wondering who the hell you are.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:22 pm

Oops;1228457 wrote: lol! :wah:

My dad shouts and waves at random strangers pretending to be their long lost friend just to embarrass me :-3

I have a friend that will walk up to total strangers and pretend to be their long lost friend. It helps that I supply her with their name.

One time, this guy she never saw in her life started crying and telling her how he wanted to be there for her through her divorce. :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:33 pm

Peg;1228506 wrote: I have a friend that will walk up to total strangers and pretend to be their long lost friend. It helps that I supply her with their name.

One time, this guy she never saw in her life started crying and telling her how he wanted to be there for her through her divorce. :yh_rotfl

awwwww poor guy.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:41 pm

You would have to be there, knowing they were total strangers. She deserved an award for convincing a total stranger they were long, lost friends!

Oops · Post by **Oops** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:32 am

Peg;1228510 wrote: You would have to be there, knowing they were total strangers. She deserved an award for convincing a total stranger they were long, lost friends!

lol!

her and my dad would get on like a house on fire! :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:52 am

oscar;1228468 wrote: I have to fess up that I find that a hoot to do. I wave at folk as were speeding by in the car. My husband asks me who they are and I say 'I haven't a clue'. Then you look in you rear view mirror to see the guy staring at your car wondering who the hell you are.

That happens to me all the time:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:35 am

hoppy;1228429 wrote: That sounds like something I should try.:yh_rotfl
Try this one as well Hops...... Look down into a drain in the street saying loudly 'OMG I'm sure I saw it move'....... As the large crowd gathers to peer down the drain, make a discreet exit.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:37 am

oscar;1228623 wrote: Try this one as well Hops...... Look down into a drain in the street saying loudly 'OMG I'm sure I saw it move'....... As the large crowd gathers to peer down the drain, make a discreet exit.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl