Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
1.. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2.. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
3.. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
4.. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
5.. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups.
6.. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
7.. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape.
8.. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials.
9.. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10.. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing.
11.. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12.. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Evening classes for men
Evening classes for men
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Evening classes for men
Funny! Hey let me try!
Evening Classes for Women:
1. Fire Safety: Why Candles next to Flammable objects is a bad decorating idea.
2. Driving 101: Why Make-Up Should Not Be Put On in Traffic
3. Casseroles: What Men Really Think.
4. Politics for Women: Seeing the Big Picture.
5. The Realities of Timing: How to Never Be Late.
6. Tools: How to Use Them and Put Them Away Correctly.
7. Preventive Maintenance: "What is "Oil" and why should it be changed?
8. Advanced Tools: "Scissors Can't Do Everything."
9. Sports 112: "It's Not Just "Playing Ball."
and ...
10. Vulcan Psychology: How to Control Your Emotions Instead of the Other Way 'Round!:rolleyes:
Evening Classes for Women:
1. Fire Safety: Why Candles next to Flammable objects is a bad decorating idea.
2. Driving 101: Why Make-Up Should Not Be Put On in Traffic
3. Casseroles: What Men Really Think.
4. Politics for Women: Seeing the Big Picture.
5. The Realities of Timing: How to Never Be Late.
6. Tools: How to Use Them and Put Them Away Correctly.
7. Preventive Maintenance: "What is "Oil" and why should it be changed?
8. Advanced Tools: "Scissors Can't Do Everything."
9. Sports 112: "It's Not Just "Playing Ball."
and ...
10. Vulcan Psychology: How to Control Your Emotions Instead of the Other Way 'Round!:rolleyes:
Evening classes for men
Saint_;1273108 wrote: Funny! Hey let me try!
Evening Classes for Women:
1. Fire Safety: Why Candles next to Flammable objects is a bad decorating idea.
2. Driving 101: Why Make-Up Should Not Be Put On in Traffic
3. Casseroles: What Men Really Think.
4. Politics for Women: Seeing the Big Picture.
5. The Realities of Timing: How to Never Be Late.
6. Tools: How to Use Them and Put Them Away Correctly.
7. Preventive Maintenance: "What is "Oil" and why should it be changed?
8. Advanced Tools: "Scissors Can't Do Everything."
9. Sports 112: "It's Not Just "Playing Ball."
and ...
10. Vulcan Psychology: How to Control Your Emotions Instead of the Other Way 'Round!:rolleyes:
Nice one! I was also sent this ;-
Autumn Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Tesco Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program (N.B. this one fills up very very quickly each Term)
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Class 7
Can a Bath/Shower Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMT - USE IT!
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Evening Classes for Women:
1. Fire Safety: Why Candles next to Flammable objects is a bad decorating idea.
2. Driving 101: Why Make-Up Should Not Be Put On in Traffic
3. Casseroles: What Men Really Think.
4. Politics for Women: Seeing the Big Picture.
5. The Realities of Timing: How to Never Be Late.
6. Tools: How to Use Them and Put Them Away Correctly.
7. Preventive Maintenance: "What is "Oil" and why should it be changed?
8. Advanced Tools: "Scissors Can't Do Everything."
9. Sports 112: "It's Not Just "Playing Ball."
and ...
10. Vulcan Psychology: How to Control Your Emotions Instead of the Other Way 'Round!:rolleyes:
Nice one! I was also sent this ;-
Autumn Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Tesco Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program (N.B. this one fills up very very quickly each Term)
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Class 7
Can a Bath/Shower Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMT - USE IT!
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Evening classes for men
Imladris;1273124 wrote:
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
That's my wife all over!:yh_rotfl
(But you got me with the after dinner dishes!):o
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
That's my wife all over!:yh_rotfl
(But you got me with the after dinner dishes!):o
Evening classes for men
Imladris;1273073 wrote: Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
1.. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2.. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
3.. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
4.. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
5.. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups.
6.. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
7.. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape.
8.. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials.
9.. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10.. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing.
11.. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12.. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
1.. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2.. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
3.. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
4.. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
5.. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups.
6.. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
7.. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape.
8.. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials.
9.. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10.. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing.
11.. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12.. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Evening classes for men
8.. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials.
isn't that the truth!:yh_rotfl
isn't that the truth!:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
Evening classes for men
All hilarious! :wah: but I would expand on
"#9.. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation."
With some men this would include "anytime she gets behind the wheel."
"#9.. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation."
With some men this would include "anytime she gets behind the wheel."