Requiem for the Banned
Requiem for the Banned
G#Gill;1292071 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Pam, you have a wonderful way with words ! You really are a very funny and clever Aussie ! :-6
ahaha! U got here first, and i had me blinders on!:yh_sungla
ahaha! U got here first, and i had me blinders on!:yh_sungla
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AussiePam;1292044 wrote: :yh_rotfl
Thanks Gilly !!!
I must say there's nothing quite like a post-mortem elegiac massacree before brekkie on a sunny Sinny Sunday.
This time one week ago I was hurtling headfirst down the creatively mogulled powder of Rolex at Steamboat Springs, Colorado - also in sunshine. It's really quite nice to ski when you can see.
You lucky girl ! Good that you had an enjoyable time in Colorado, Pam, you've certainly earned it ! I bet you wished you could have stayed longer :-6
Thanks Gilly !!!
I must say there's nothing quite like a post-mortem elegiac massacree before brekkie on a sunny Sinny Sunday.
This time one week ago I was hurtling headfirst down the creatively mogulled powder of Rolex at Steamboat Springs, Colorado - also in sunshine. It's really quite nice to ski when you can see.
You lucky girl ! Good that you had an enjoyable time in Colorado, Pam, you've certainly earned it ! I bet you wished you could have stayed longer :-6
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Golden 11 came down from heaven
Discussing her summer attire
The mods didn’t let her pass
And she was gone so fast
That you’d think that her ars were on fire
Discussing her summer attire
The mods didn’t let her pass
And she was gone so fast
That you’d think that her ars were on fire
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Looking at it another way, Mike, a chara, here we are inside this citadel, all pure and clean and be-haloed and strumming an occasional harp. Outside the walls, are billions and trillions of THE BANNED, probably having a really disgustingly fun, big party. I see them dancing maniacally, merrily sporting the masks of their impersonations, garlanded with spam flowers, smoking nasty illegal advertisements and generally behaving in a most shockingly lascivious and improper manner.
Perhaps we should pen a requiem for ourselves.
We were dull, but quite correct
What requiem can we expect?
Here lie the legion of the good
They all behaved the way they should.
Unbanned we were and full of merit
Though wicked, some of us, in spirit
:sneaky:
Perhaps we should pen a requiem for ourselves.
We were dull, but quite correct
What requiem can we expect?
Here lie the legion of the good
They all behaved the way they should.
Unbanned we were and full of merit
Though wicked, some of us, in spirit
:sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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We do not seek to sell or write
Missives full of strife and spite
Though questions raised which may astound
And statements made some most profound
WE are not banned cause WE are RIGHT!
:yh_whistl
Missives full of strife and spite
Though questions raised which may astound
And statements made some most profound
WE are not banned cause WE are RIGHT!
:yh_whistl
NEWS FLASH! The Universe is God's Petri Dish.
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garden I again will till
between rows of threads that thrill
as arcade games I still lose
or if casino I chose
FG is still my big thrill
between rows of threads that thrill
as arcade games I still lose
or if casino I chose
FG is still my big thrill
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G'day Albert! Oh, I think spite is still allowed in here. Plenty of that around.
Nice to see you, Chonsi. I don't go to the casino or arcade - is that where all the fun folk lurk these days?
Out in the garden you well might
Get spifflocated outta spite
By vampires' certain they are right
Who'll drink your blood and bleed you white
But in the arcade's icy chill
Where breath is cold and heart is still
At turn of wheel you'll feel the thrill
Ground up by the satanic mill
Nice to see you, Chonsi. I don't go to the casino or arcade - is that where all the fun folk lurk these days?
Out in the garden you well might
Get spifflocated outta spite
By vampires' certain they are right
Who'll drink your blood and bleed you white
But in the arcade's icy chill
Where breath is cold and heart is still
At turn of wheel you'll feel the thrill
Ground up by the satanic mill
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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a buck lost here
a game blown there
hide faint and fair
and cute rabbits and hares
a game blown there
hide faint and fair
and cute rabbits and hares
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chonsigirl;1306488 wrote: a buck lost here
a game blown there
hide faint and fair
and cute rabbits and hares
"Cute rabbits and hares"!!!! I could ask, but the question is probably more interesting, unanswered.
I kick them bunnies with my boot
Especially if described as 'cute'
Twice shy is she who once was bitten
And hares are only good when splitten
a game blown there
hide faint and fair
and cute rabbits and hares
"Cute rabbits and hares"!!!! I could ask, but the question is probably more interesting, unanswered.
I kick them bunnies with my boot
Especially if described as 'cute'
Twice shy is she who once was bitten
And hares are only good when splitten
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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faint rabbit’s revenge from afar
taking Nomad’s bike, not a car
for cruising down sad tail of woe
of running o’er that broken toe
(I'm sure Nomad wouldn't mind a bit, I'm revving up the bike now)
taking Nomad’s bike, not a car
for cruising down sad tail of woe
of running o’er that broken toe
(I'm sure Nomad wouldn't mind a bit, I'm revving up the bike now)
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'Tis here we are allowed to boast
That we can carry on and post.
That we can carry on and post.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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along-for-the-ride;1307430 wrote: 'Tis here we are allowed to boast
That we can carry on and post.
As long as we don't make a stink
By saying what we really think
That we can carry on and post.
As long as we don't make a stink
By saying what we really think
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;1307486 wrote: As long as we don't make a stink
By saying what we really think
So long as posters are polite.
No personal attacks, else mods will bite! :p
By saying what we really think
So long as posters are polite.
No personal attacks, else mods will bite! :p
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G#Gill;1307493 wrote: So long as posters are polite.
No personal attacks, else mods will bite! :p
You wanna come and sweep this floor
Please leave your boots outside the door
No personal attacks, else mods will bite! :p
You wanna come and sweep this floor
Please leave your boots outside the door
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;1307525 wrote: You wanna come and sweep this floor
Please leave your boots outside the door
Comfy slippers, stocking feet,
Are worn here when we meet and greet.
Please leave your boots outside the door
Comfy slippers, stocking feet,
Are worn here when we meet and greet.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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Bottle of Champers on the side
As we kick back and let things ride.
As we kick back and let things ride.
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This is strange. Every time 'the' appears on my screen - and this happens often - it is highlighted in a deep, sunny, yellow. Perhaps this thread has contracted jaundice and is moribund and therefore in imminent need of a Requiem?????
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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As soon as I posted that last post, all the highlighting vanished entirely...
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your thread with Pepsident...
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your thread with Pepsident...
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;1321536 wrote: As soon as I posted that last post, all the highlighting vanished entirely...
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your thread with Pepsident...
Thanks for the laugh! That cracked me up.
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your thread with Pepsident...
Thanks for the laugh! That cracked me up.
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AussiePam;1321535 wrote: This is strange. Every time 'the' appears on my screen - and this happens often - it is highlighted in a deep, sunny, yellow. Perhaps this thread has contracted jaundice and is moribund and therefore in imminent need of a Requiem?????
When did you last do a find text and what did you search for?
When did you last do a find text and what did you search for?
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Little thread, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
No-one now is naughty
And that should mean so much
Are you still mine???
:sneaky:
You are unchained again
Regained again
Unbrained again..... with me......
I've hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
No-one now is naughty
And that should mean so much
Are you still mine???
:sneaky:
You are unchained again
Regained again
Unbrained again..... with me......
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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Hi Pam:D
Love your poem and siggy...
Love your poem and siggy...
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G'day Kathy - I'm lurching onto the thin ice of this Monday... in a week that will forever be an evil bastard of a week for me.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Neath the stiletto heel of his Madam
And she giggled with mirth
For she knew that on earth
There were only two boobs, and she hadam
Neath the stiletto heel of his Madam
And she giggled with mirth
For she knew that on earth
There were only two boobs, and she hadam
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;1365215 wrote: In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Neath the stiletto heel of his Madam
And she giggled with mirth
For she knew that on earth
There were only two boobs, and she hadam
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Neath the stiletto heel of his Madam
And she giggled with mirth
For she knew that on earth
There were only two boobs, and she hadam
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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I dare not come back to this forum
As I'd have to act with decorum
If Admin cajoles
That moo from her hole
I'd have a bomb ready just for him
[I don't mean you Pam, or anybody else posting at present on FG, it's about a woman who put me in all sorts of trouble with her spiteful lies]
As I'd have to act with decorum
If Admin cajoles
That moo from her hole
I'd have a bomb ready just for him
[I don't mean you Pam, or anybody else posting at present on FG, it's about a woman who put me in all sorts of trouble with her spiteful lies]
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
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G#Gill;1365222 wrote: I dare not come back to this forum
As I'd have to act with decorum
If Admin cajoles
That moo from her hole
I'd have a bomb ready just for him
WOW !!
A moo in a hole? Holey Cow!
When an Admin cajoles I kowtow
I never ignorum
But show grace and decorum
And am lots and lots holier than thou
:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:
As I'd have to act with decorum
If Admin cajoles
That moo from her hole
I'd have a bomb ready just for him
WOW !!
A moo in a hole? Holey Cow!
When an Admin cajoles I kowtow
I never ignorum
But show grace and decorum
And am lots and lots holier than thou
:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;1365262 wrote: Arghghghggghghghghghhghhghghghghgh
Gargling in public yet - you must be building up to a masterpiece of poetic assassination :-6
Gargling in public yet - you must be building up to a masterpiece of poetic assassination :-6
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Bryn Mawr;1365350 wrote: Gargling in public yet - you must be building up to a masterpiece of poetic assassination :-6
:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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When you felt alive
how can you walk
With those chains
around your feet?
How can you swim
in an ocean of deceit
Do you think you won't drown
with those hands
holding you down
How can you kiss
with those lies
on your lips
Do you think your perfection
a ghost of the past
Do you think this beauty of yours
will always last
how you can be so stupid
To even dare believe
That just because your an actress
You can swim and not sink?
With those chains
on your wrists
the lies
on your lips
the guilt
in your eyes
how can you not realize
That your wings have fallen
and your stuck on the ground
An angel with no halo
who makes not a sound
Darling dear
Don't pretend
that this is not
what you intend
When you left your life
and swallowed
the knife
Did you think
That heaven was
a place to go when you die
or was it that moment
when you felt alive?
how can you walk
With those chains
around your feet?
How can you swim
in an ocean of deceit
Do you think you won't drown
with those hands
holding you down
How can you kiss
with those lies
on your lips
Do you think your perfection
a ghost of the past
Do you think this beauty of yours
will always last
how you can be so stupid
To even dare believe
That just because your an actress
You can swim and not sink?
With those chains
on your wrists
the lies
on your lips
the guilt
in your eyes
how can you not realize
That your wings have fallen
and your stuck on the ground
An angel with no halo
who makes not a sound
Darling dear
Don't pretend
that this is not
what you intend
When you left your life
and swallowed
the knife
Did you think
That heaven was
a place to go when you die
or was it that moment
when you felt alive?
Life is just to short for drama.