If you were president....

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:33 am

VOTE FOR NOMAD!!!

He promised me a cushy job and I could really use one!

Nomad - I want to run the dept. of agriculture. I will put an end to puppy mills and pit bull bans. (If you give me the job, I will dig out the short skirt!)

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:09 am

i just spoke to Bothwell...i would like to nominate him as secretary of wildlife. which would require him to hike through the primordial swamp that is the everglades.

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:19 am

I would like to be British Ambassador and introduce the compulsory wearing of hats by ladies after 6pm, the outlawing of flavoured tea, mandatory use of the word "Bibble" in mixed company and the immediate removal of persons with ginger hair from public spaces.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:26 am

Bothwell wrote: I would like to be British Ambassador and introduce the compulsory wearing of hats by ladies after 6pm, the outlawing of flavoured tea, mandatory use of the word "Bibble" in mixed company and the immediate removal of persons with ginger hair from public spaces.
Hey! All my public spaces have ginger hair, and I'm the presidential advisor!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:31 am

and you can forget that hat crap. :p

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:26 am

flopstock wrote: Well, put me in charge of FEMA, 'cause it looks like we have a disaster in the making....

:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:31 am

Far Rider wrote: OK first off this is hilarious...

Jasmund I nominate you secretary of creativity...*I bow to you*...

LC I what the heck do they call it...concede Secretary of Defense to you, have fun.

I nominate Minks for Supreme Court of the United Federation of Gardners....

I totally agree Abbey looks great in heels and yes I vote to give her any position she wants... (love them toes)

Chonsi, by the power vested in me by nobody I hearby give you Arnold. (just cause)

Nomad, We need a minister of mental health, you up fer that position?

Clint you have my vote.

I however, am not a politician... but, Id like to be incharge of the secret service, with protecting the president and her menstresses when she is elected....:wah:

Awww geze Far and just what in hades is my JD? United gardening, like joint plots of land and we all buy seads and I garden them HAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOO Thanks. Or are you referring to Gardeners as the members ok, unite them oooo got ya Let me start with the easy union, LC and Bothwell, yah that was easy ok I think I can do this job, BR and Bullet, yet looks well united, ok Far and Vicky Mae, wahoooo can I get a raise now huh can I can I??

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:35 am

Far Rider wrote: hahahaha as soon as you hook chris up you get a raise!:yh_rotfl

Does chris live near babygirl? (serious thought)
I could ship him my daughter

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:43 am

Hahaha ah you guys are so kind trying to hook me up with someone. Can't say I've ever met Babygirl Far so couldn't comment on that. Is she nice??

Oh and Minks you want to send your daughter to me?? I await with open arms, hehehe

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:48 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Hahaha ah you guys are so kind trying to hook me up with someone. Can't say I've ever met Babygirl Far so couldn't comment on that. Is she nice??

Oh and Minks you want to send your daughter to me?? I await with open arms, hehehe

Can I get your credentials hehehehehe she would love to go to the UK has wanted to go there for ions.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:52 am

Far Rider wrote: She did my AV, shes a wonderful young lady, sweek attractive and has a kind heart... any faults she may have after that discription can be worked out huh?

Really I think shes a sweet girl and if I were younger and not married I'd certainly be asking her father for permission to see her... but of course, Id be talkin to Betty's dad first... just cause Bettys a farm girl... But then theres Minks...but shes taken... ahh well so many girls so little time! Oh boy dont even get me started on Floppy.... WOW! have you seen her snapshot? .... and many many more!

Hey Farlie ya big flirt will ya go answer your PM

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:54 am

minks wrote: Can I get your credentials hehehehehe she would love to go to the UK has wanted to go there for ions.

Hehehe well I think u should know me well enough by now Minks to determine whether I'm suitable material for your daughter.

Oh and if she does come to the UK then I'm sure she will have a great time, well as long as it's not raining of course.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:56 am

Far Rider wrote: She did my AV, shes a wonderful young lady, sweek attractive and has a kind heart... any faults she may have after that discription can be worked out huh?

Really I think shes a sweet girl and if I were younger and not married I'd certainly be asking her father for permission to see her... but of course, Id be talkin to Betty's dad first... just cause Bettys a farm girl... But then theres Minks...but shes taken... ahh well so many girls so little time! Oh boy dont even get me started on Floppy.... WOW! have you seen her snapshot? .... and many many more!

Hehe oh Far u crack me up sometimes!! :wah:

Well I gather that BG is a really nice person, but she doesn't come on here anymore right? Shame maybe we would get along well.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:04 pm

Far Rider wrote: Ok kid... Ill check you out.... like you were gonna date my daughter.... if you get through me... alive, then you can ask Minks daughter for a date, chaperoned of course, by me, and my shotgun, and six shooters, and my giant fists.

Got it!

YES SIR!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:28 pm

Hehe well we have somewhat gone off the track with this thread. How we can get from nominating people to my love life is beyond me!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:29 pm

chrisb84uk wrote: Hehe well we have somewhat gone off the track with this thread. How we can get from nominating people to my love life is beyond me!

It follows the pattern of most American elections quite well, actually. :yh_rotfl

So? Any decisions been made? Who's been voted into office? I have several proposals for them....

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:33 pm

BabyRider wrote: It follows the pattern of most American elections quite well, actually. :yh_rotfl

So? Any decisions been made? Who's been voted into office? I have several proposals for them....

Well who ever get the high ranking jobs, I'm sure will do a great job.

Note: I am not trying to suck up to anyone at this point!!

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:46 pm

I'm having to give my nomination a serious second thought. The money just isn't coming in like I had hoped. I've done endorsements and what I got for them was a fraction of what they were worth. If I can't get rich from this....I just don't know.:sneaky: BR, there just isn't enough money changing hands in this administration.:yh_money

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:48 pm

Far Rider wrote: Ok kid... Ill check you out.... like you were gonna date my daughter.... if you get through me... alive, then you can ask Minks daughter for a date, chaperoned of course, by me, and my shotgun, and six shooters, and my giant fists.

Got it!

Heh heh heh Chris of course if it is ok to have Far along you can date my daughter ahahahahahaha he has taken on the role of surregate father with her.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:49 pm

I nominate Far as FG Floosy ahahahahaha Ok no wait no no he would take that way to far, ahahaha ok never mind that Far I wanna nominate you, Chief Guard to the FG Female Populace

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:58 pm

minks wrote: Heh heh heh Chris of course if it is ok to have Far along you can date my daughter ahahahahahaha he has taken on the role of surregate father with her.

Thanks for the opportunity Minks. I shall make sure that I am on my very best behaviour and not let anyone down!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:05 pm

minks wrote: I nominate Far as FG Floosy ahahahahaha Ok no wait no no he would take that way to far, ahahaha ok never mind that Far I wanna nominate you, Chief Guard to the FG Female PopulaceAnd who guards us from the chief guard??;)

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:02 pm

flopstock wrote: Are you nominated for intern, chris? you need a blue outfit i think....

CHRIS 4 Youth minister

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:05 pm

Hehehe I like the sounds of that, Chris the Youth Minister. Has a certain ring to it I feel.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:38 pm

Ok - I know I am head of the EPA. I had to bump this because I had to go to bed too early last night. OHHHH Do I have to serve under the Sec. of the Interior or can I have my very own special Cabinet seat?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:40 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: Ok - I know I am head of the EPA. I had to bump this because I had to go to bed too early last night. OHHHH Do I have to serve under the Sec. of the Interior or can I have my very own special Cabinet seat?
I'm a passable woodworker, NV. I'll build you your very own cabinet.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:07 pm

Far Rider wrote: Just what do you mean by that?:D

Wicked wicked man.........I only serve under my husband in that manner....:sneaky:

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:10 pm

Accountable wrote: I'm a passable woodworker, NV. I'll build you your very own cabinet.

WooHoo - a true cabinet builder - we need a round table with swords at every seat and, and, and - I want cool clothes - chain mail would be a nice accent.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:55 pm

chrisb84uk wrote: Hehehe I like the sounds of that, Chris the Youth Minister. Has a certain ring to it I feel.

There was a youth minister in Wisconsin tha commited suicide after the police started questioning him about a double homicide in his church. Turns out he did it, one of the victims apparently confronted him about child molestation. Hed been getting some of the kids drunk then having his way with them, seems he had a lengthy history of abuses and of course the church knew about it but said nothing.

Lets keep it clean buddy, no murdering ok ?

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:29 pm

Who is going through the posts and saying who is what..... There are a few of us who DO NOT WANT TO BE ULTIMATE LEADER. You people can just put up your campaigns and slogans and then we can VOTE on them. I'm quite sure we will have a government in place sooner than ANYONE will get the $100.00 from FG for a tagline ...... ROFL

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:44 am

Hey , did someone say cool clothes and round table,oooh, oooh, me next. I want one of those low-cut dresses with a 20 pound crucifix to wear around my neck, and oh, a maid in waiting, Lc pleeeeeaaaase so I can look so cool for Vin Diesel!

-Far you are the head of the CIA and special opps!

-Nomad there seems to be some dirt about you, that is going to be going public.

-pink snowsuit hummmmmmmm.

JUST KIDDIN.

Lady Cop, I think I like you for prez,you definately wont take any crap!!!!!!!!!

Just dont nuke them all in the heat of passion of the moment, remember Clint holds the second key!!!!

Who is the next prez Far?

-If Nomad is not elected, should we double up on protection for the new prez, ssshhhh, hey, I heard he wears a pink snowsuit!

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:06 am

Ok Far time is up who will be our next prez,

-were going to try something new this time around,

-this president will be honest

-write his/her own speeches

-be able to spell

-actually be informed of the worlds problems

-appear to be well educated(the one now fakes the whole sha-bang)

-Jasmund

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:36 am

jasmund wrote: [...]-appear to be well educated(the one now fakes the whole sha-bang)

-Jasmund
:wah: Good to see you keeping politically unbiased.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:52 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: WooHoo - a true cabinet builder - we need a round table with swords at every seat and, and, and - I want cool clothes - chain mail would be a nice accent.

Hey , did someone say cool clothes and round table,oooh, oooh, me next. I want one of those low-cut dresses with a 20 pound crucifix to wear around my neck, and oh, a maid in waiting, Lc pleeeeeaaaase so I can look so cool for Vin Diesel!

Yep - I believe I said that - very important in new governments. I still want to be head of the EPA.....

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:18 pm

My cabinet would have Arnold Schwarzenegger in it, just because I like him!