Bumper Sticker

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:07 pm

I saw the funniest bumper sticker ever: It said:

POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED,

FOR THE SAME REASON!!

beautyful · Post by **beautyful** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:50 am

'jesus is coming, look busy'

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:47 am

"i don't dial 911"

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:00 am

i was told bumper stickers look stupid on Volvo S-80's. and those ribbons, Support Our Troops, Freedom Isn't Free. who is getting that money? people are so easily led by WORDS...i like no stickers, is something wrong with me?

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:37 pm

Sign on gate in Dublin

"Beware of dog, but be even more aware of the wife". :wah:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:14 pm

"Earth is full.....GO HOME!!!!"

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:51 pm

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:55 pm

"Keep honking...give me time to reload..."

*apologies to Cassie*

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:56 pm

"Would you be able to find your blinker with that cell phone up your ASS?"

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:51 am

cars wrote: I saw the funniest bumper sticker ever: It said:

POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED,

FOR THE SAME REASON!!

I have that sticker on my car over here, but Diapers is changed to Nappies :wah:

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:14 am

In the EU, Religion is bad for your health....if its ISLAM.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:06 am

"Insured by Smith and Wesson"

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:24 am

Sign outside CoffeeBar, Bin Liners Used Here :driving:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:24 am

valerie wrote: "Insured by Smith and Wesson"
Another classic! I love it! :yh_worshp

rachelg · Post by **rachelg** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:04 pm

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets :wah:

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. :-3

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:15 am

ScoupeSlave wrote: this is my favorite one of all time..... my fiance's grandfather carries a dirty harry with him at all times. (he is a good ol boy, who lives in a good ol' town) but whenever someone angers him on the road he puts his gun up on the dash. it is really funny to see how many people get out of his way.

*** he would never hurt a fly so all the people that are going to start a flame war about this.... just stop where you are going with it!!!!******

-SS

Scoupe- That sounds kind of funny, but actually it could turn out to be dangerous. Because he could come across someone else who also carries a gun in the car. As I had an "unstable" friend who carried/had a 357 on the front seat of his car, just looking for someone to give him some trouble. He was wacked out on mind-altering meds from his "family physician" which had no business to give to him but did. Listening to the last story my friend told us all of how he ran this guy in a big A--"Cadillac" off the road at "95"mph with the gun in his hand, showed just how bad of a place this guy was really in! If the other guy did not pull off the road when he did, there was a good possibility from the way my friend talked was that he would have used the gun! We called his wife to to see if she could get him phychiatric help, she was. (Shortly thereafter, He committed suicide)

(You just never know)

Cars :driving:

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:23 am

MOther-In-Law-IN TRUNK! :wah:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:16 am

Here's some oldies: (Judge for yourself if they are "goodies")

Old Truckers Never die, They just get a new Peterbilt

Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up and Hold On

Gas, Grass, or *ss, Nobody Rides For Free

rachelg · Post by **rachelg** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:16 pm

valerie wrote:

Old Truckers Never die, They just get a new Peterbilt

Good one! :yh_rotfl

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:58 pm

Well since bikers don't have bumpers, we use helmet stickers. I use the following.

Judge me all you want, just keep the verdict to yourself.

Warning: does'nt play well with others.

If girls are made with sugar and spice, why do they taste like chicken?

I'm not going bald, just getting more head.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

I remember when sex was safe and riding a bike was dangerous.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:26 pm

Bikers have more fun than people do.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:54 am

The Male driver is A OK. Beware of the Wife :driving: