Best Little Convent in Texas
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
Thinking it was a figment of his imagination, he drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize the signs are for real. He passes a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
The man is led through a winding passage and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway." He puts $100 in the cup and trots eagerly down the hall. He slips through the door and finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCR$WED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
:wah:
The best little convent in Texas
The best little convent in Texas
jennyswan wrote: Best Little Convent in Texas
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
Thinking it was a figment of his imagination, he drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize the signs are for real. He passes a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
The man is led through a winding passage and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway." He puts $100 in the cup and trots eagerly down the hall. He slips through the door and finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCR$WED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
:wah:
Don't give up ypur day job.:rolleyes:
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
Thinking it was a figment of his imagination, he drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize the signs are for real. He passes a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
The man is led through a winding passage and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway." He puts $100 in the cup and trots eagerly down the hall. He slips through the door and finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCR$WED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
:wah:
Don't give up ypur day job.:rolleyes:
In HIM I place my trust.
The best little convent in Texas
:wah: :wah: that was funny!
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
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